Thanks to the success of the tweener and cougar craze, Twilight vampires have gone from fearsome fright bringing foes to sparkling sex symbols who make ladies of all ages scream with lust and probably a bit of confusion. For us male vampire fans, though, it’s been pretty dismal pickings with the exception of HBO’s “True Blood” and a few scattered flicks. Now we finally have a way to blow off a little steam.
Below you’ll find a pretty damned funny spoof titled Twilight: For Guys that more than turns the table on the Twi-hards out there. And … if that’s not enough, the good folks over at MTV/Atom.com have opened up an entire channel dedicated to those blood-drinking, flesh-rending creatures of unholy undeath and evil that have become so popular among the teenage sheeple. Check out a still from one of the many videos on the site, Intercourse With a Vampire, and then hit up the above linkage and let the hilarity ensue!
When all the jokes are over and sanity finally returns, let’s hope the vamps find a way to get their bite back. Enough talk! Dig it!
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