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Paranormal Activity 2 Teaser Trailer Frightening Twilight Fans

Now here is some news we’re only too happy to report! For years now in our above taxonomy, nearly every time we mention the Twilight movie franchise, we include the search term “Teenage Girls Shitting Their Pants“, and as a result we’ve become the #1 Google search term for said subject. Sorry, scat fans. Now that the teaser trailer for Paranormal Activity 2 is attached to prints of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it has become apparent that our pants shitting joke has come to fruition! Oh, happy day!

Reports have been coming in that the teaser trailer has been pulled from a number of theatres across the country after scaring the hell out of parents and their kids who attended last night’s midnight Eclipse screenings. We don’t want to spoil the tweeners’ or the cougars’ sparkling good time, now do we? *snicker*

This is without question the funniest thing to happen since last year’s Comic-Con, when a gory Final Destination kill montage was screened to a packed hall of Twi-hards before their New Moon panel. Sometimes life is good. Really good.

The trailer itself has caused a buzz amongst the fanbase, who are looking to draw clues as to the film’s events from it. Some say they hear voices being played backwards or even disembodied voices and imagery hiding within the trailer that tease “What is happening to Hunter?” What do you think?

Once again, check out the first official teaser trailer for Paranormal Activity 2, which is being directed by Tod (Kip) Williams below.

To stay tuned to all things Paranormal Activity related, keep your eye on the official Paranormal Activity website, and follow the film on Twitter (@TweetYourScream)!

Look for the film in theatres October 22nd of this year.

See the Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer NOW!

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  • Impure159

    Oh god that is glorious.
    I figured you just attached those tags to the other trailer story by accident Creepy.

  • dawnkatdead

    That’s freakin awesome!

  • Morgan Elektra

    Interesting. Everyone in the theater when I went to see Eclipse get very excited when the PA2 trailer came on.

  • James Coker

    sigh…thank you for such happy heart warming wonderful news….hahahaha Take that Tweens

  • GJW

    Heh. I haven’t laughed this hard on DC since I found it. Twilight pussies,and a woman claiming she wrecked fleeing from a vampire all in one day. LOVE IT!!

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  • LSD Zombie

    Wow, if they were scared by that teaser they’re even bigger pussies than I thought. The teaser couldn’t have been more dull and boring. Look! Hooded person standing motionless in the doorway! GASP!

  • Masked Slasher

    Awesome news.