Once again we’re beaten to the punch on our own stuff here in the States. The new international one-sheet for Piranha 3D has hit the Web, and even though it kind of sucks, all I can wonder is where the hell is our official one-sheet?
Look for Aja’s Piranha 3D, which promises to be home to lots of boobs and blood, in theatres on August 27th.
Jaws… lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself.”
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