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Piranha 3D Spawns an International One-Sheet

Once again we’re beaten to the punch on our own stuff here in the States. The new international one-sheet for Piranha 3D has hit the Web, and even though it kind of sucks, all I can wonder is where the hell is our official one-sheet?

Look for Aja’s Piranha 3D, which promises to be home to lots of boobs and blood, in theatres on August 27th.

Synopsis
Jaws… lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself.”

Piranha 3D Spawns an International One-Sheet

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9 Comments

  1. I Highly Agree Terminal aja’s hills have eyes was way better then cravens, wes craven’s original is dated badly and a bit boring
    P.S. anybody out there Liked High Tension besides me???

    • High Tension rocked and insanely misunderstood. It’s a story told through the mind of a mad woman, I mean of course not much of it made a lot of sense in the final half.
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      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

      • I’ve never understood why so many people have a such a problem with the end of that movie. Unreliable narrators (or POVs) are nothing new.

  2. hey I Loved High Tension(though the ending was bad) and I loved the Hills have Eyes Remake, aja dropped the ball with Mirrors but i’m excited for piranha it looks like it’s going to be a good Dumb Fun popcorn movie to enjoy in the theatre, AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

    • I remember the ending of High Tension making me so angry I ranked the flick as unwatchable with the stupidest plot twist in the history of film.

      Hi remake of the Hills Have Eyes was very good (surprisingly) and I think he has the chops to deliver a decent version of Piranha. I’m up for dumb fun.

      • His remake of Hills have eyes was ten times better than Craven’s original.
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        “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  3. Oh Aja, you had so much potential once. Once.
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    “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

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