Haberman’s Retrospective Hijinx – Pick Your Poison!

Venomous Mammals … call me irresponsible, call me indecisive, but don’t call me lazy. Once again, I’m reaching out to you for assistance in choosing which film to retrospect upon. But it isn’t because I take quick glances at my obscene library and give up on making a special selection – no. It’s because I sweat blood night after night trying to determine what film should be picked from the bloated class. I refuse to go back to the hospital for horror films again (another story altogether), so we must try something else, mustn’t we?

Here we go. Below you will find a small gallery of photos from a variety of films. Whether or not they are “good” or “bad” doesn’t matter, as I suspect they are all beyond succinct critical description. That’s why they and we are here.

If you would indulge me, I request that you view the photos and remark about which picture tickles your fancy the most. The film that receives the most tickled fancies will have its fancy tickled in the next retrospective.

I know this may seem like somewhat of an easy way out but I am, quite frankly, in Hell. I cannot – CANNOT – choose the next film. It’s impossible. There are simply too many options – for me – and why waste time on this rotten disorder I’ve acquired? Let’s rock. And be proud of your contributions, as you’re keeping this writer healthy and happy: your helpful nudges will be the equivalent of lying on a clean cloud while drinking a magical cocktail of vintage Rose Hip Moonshine. And for a young native Kentuckian, it doesn’t get any better than that.

The Brain (1988)

Haberman's Retrospective Hijinx - Pick Your Poison!

Frankenstein ’80 (1972)

Haberman's Retrospective Hijinx - Pick Your Poison!

It Lives Again (1978)

Haberman's Retrospective Hijinx - Pick Your Poison!

The Baby (1973)

Haberman's Retrospective Hijinx - Pick Your Poison!

One Dark Night (1983)

Haberman's Retrospective Hijinx - Pick Your Poison!

Thank you and good luck,


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  • The Woman In Black

    One Dark Night gets my vote also. It’s a classic!

  • James Coker

    That BIG BLOODY BONE!! on Frankenstein 80 is Tickling my Fancy

  • Uncle Creepy

    My vote is for One Dark Night. Adam West. Psychic Corpses which shoot lightning out of their eyes. Zombies being pushed about on dollys. That’s one good fuckin’ time if you ask me.

    • FireRam

      I’ll second that. “One Dark Night”.

      Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

      • Vanvance1

        Third for ‘One Dark Night’. I did see it but it has been so long I can’t recall the details.

        Serve it up on a silver platter!