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It’s ALIVE! Check Out The Trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife

The moment lots of Resident Evil fans have been waiting for is finally here. The first official trailer for the fourth entry into the creature-laden franchise, Resident Evil: Afterlife, has crawled its way up from the barren streets of the apocalypse and is ready to pounce into your lap and take a bite from your neck. If Milla was doing said biting … we wouldn’t even try to resist!

Look for Paul W.S. Anderson’s upcoming 3D Resident Evil installment, Resident Evil: Afterlife, in theatres September 10th.

Official Synopsis:
In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, Alice (Milla Jovovich) continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety. Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises a safe haven from the Undead takes them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive, the city is overrun by thousands of Undead and Alice and her comrades are about to step into a deadly trap.

Click on the image to visit the official website and let us know what you think of the trailer below (watch it in hi-res here).

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  • Ryan OMahony

    Terminal and Rorschach, you guys should have your own podcast. I haven’t laughed so much in years

    • Terminal

      Yeah me and Ror are a modern Bugs and Daffy.
      ———-
      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • DeTuinman

    Only 1 thing I liked about this drivel….

    The couple of shots with the giant butcher from res evil 5
    The rest looks like typical Anderson visual mastrubation…
    Can’t someone just kills this hack?

    ps.
    Sheri Zombie has more body than Milla?
    Check out corpses and then check H2…she realy is turning into a zombie, Milla actualy curved out through the years…

    Buy some glasses man…

    The mind is like a parachute…it only works when it is open.
    F.Zappa

    • Terminal

      Milla wouldn’t have curves if she wrapped an hour glass around her body.

      Do you guys even know what curves are? The woman looks like DJ Qualls with long hair, give me a break.

      I think Sheri Moon can’t act for shit, but at least she has tone, slight curves, and some interesting cupsize.
      ———-
      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

      • DeTuinman

        interesting cup size…?

        Look, I’m not saying Milla is the hottest thing on the planet…but interesting cupsize?

        I think you mean pea size…

        The mind is like a parachute…it only works when it is open.
        F.Zappa

        • Terminal

          Better pea size than a flat surface, I always say.
          ———-
          “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • Rorschach

    Oh and another thing: Is it even POSSIBLE for Milla’s character to become more of a walking “deus ex machina” than it already is?

    I mean, I guess for the reboot, Anderson could always have her become like, a literal GOD and come down from heaven and just smite every living enemy she sees with the wave of a finger.

    There’s always THAT to look forward to.

    • Terminal

      Anderson fetishizes her more than Rob Zombie does with Sheri Moon. The difference between the two is at least Moon is good looking. Jovovich looks like a teenage boy.
      ———-
      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

      • Rorschach

        Actually, after having their kid, Jovovich has got more curves than Sherri Moon does. Pregnancy was good to her.

        • Terminal

          Milla wouldn’t have curves if she was looking in to a fun house mirror. You smokin dem doobies, son.
          ———-
          “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

          • Vanvance1

            I’d have to agree on this one… she’s flat enough to play to play pool on.

            But she was a model so that means skinny boy body.

          • Terminal

            Haha, so true. People often use that cop out. “She was a model!” Yeah, because we always see shapely supple women in modeling not skin and bones women like say… Milla.

            I just don’t get the love for that tool.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

          • Rorschach

            Don’t know if she’s lost ALL the baby weight yet, but she gained like, 85 pounds when she was pregnant.

            http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/milla-jovovich-resident-evil.jpg

            But that’s not to say I’m not in full agreement with ya, T. I really can’t stand her either, and don’t think she can act worth a lick. I mean, her hubby can nepotize, and co-opt all the series he wants to in a vain effort to get his minimally talented wife over as a “star”….but I don’t think I’ve seen a good performance from her yet, outside of maybe…MAYBE in The Fifth Element.

          • Terminal

            I’ve honestly never seen a good performance from her. At all. Ever. The woman is extremely one dimensional. Even in a movie like “Dazed and Confused” all she did was stay quiet and sing for a few seconds. And in 45 she had the perfect chance to show off her chops and failed miserably.

            I think if it weren’t for the Milla Jovovich: the movie series, she would barely be in any movies at all.

            I honestly don’t care if people love Milla, I’d just like one rational explanation on why they think she is so incredible. I mean the woman has nothing going for her as a screen presence and she still has a fan base. I know people in America tend to appreciate the lack of proper sexual appeal as some sort of advantage but what is so goddamn attractive about her? Even with Anderson turning her in to a basic goddess capable of saving everything and everyone in these movies, I still don’t see what the big deal is.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • The Buz

    You know, I’m kind of interested. I skipped 3 because 2 was sooo god awful, and my unnatural hatred of Paul W.S. Anderson that I cannot seem to shake. But 4 looks cool.

    Should I go back and watch 3 now? Or can I get away with skipping it?

    • Spaceshark

      Skip it. The only thing part 3 established is that when Jean Grey died in X3, her body jumped to Alice’s. Multiple Man too. The end.

      • Terminal

        It also explained that you can have product placement by naming your character after a famous shopping chain, and that Anderson loves to mimic Star Wars and Day of the Dead.

        Also you learn that even when the world has long ended, there are still businessmen with perfect suits, shaves, and slicked back hair still walking around.
        ———-
        “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

        • Spaceshark

          Also, we learn that when there’s a scene set in an underground base, it is crucial that you start the scene with a CG schematic of how deep your underground base is. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

          Footnote, it takes more than an apocalypse to blemish our heroes’ perfect, poreless skin.

          • Terminal

            Oh don’t forget that you can fit at least a thousand zombies in a very small carriage from a truck.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

          • Spaceshark

            It was a MAGIC carriage. Like that fucking cabinet that leads to Middle Earth or something.

          • Terminal

            Most definitely. Those zombies can squeeze in tight like Ringling Bros.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

          • Spaceshark

            We finally know what happened to Cirque du Soleil when the virus hit.

          • Terminal

            They sure know how to maintain their skills even after rotting, those brilliant bastards.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • nonserviam03

    Is it just me or does this trailer make it look like The Matrix 4?

    • Terminal

      Yep it sure does. You have to give it to Anderson, he doesn’t even show zombies and people are still excited over this. The man is brilliant.
      ———-
      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • Blockbuster

    ^^THIS^^ (the above comments) is one of the reasons that I love Dread Central. I really do love you guys. Shark…don’t ever change. LOL…

    Now, I’m going to go and say that I thought RE5 was fun, but not NEARLY as fun as 4…yeah I said it.

  • theGoldenSimatar

    It looks pretty good, I’m quite interested to see how it turns out. Probably will get flack for saying I’ve enjoyed Anderson’s movies; while not strong in terms of story, I’m entertained and with a number of movies, that’s what matters.

    Can’t wait to see a longer trailer.

  • Rob

    I’m seeing this for Wesker and a wet Ali Larter.

    And there were zombies in one shot I noticed when Milla was jumping off a rooftop.

    • Uncle Creepy

      There were zombies in “one shot” of the 2nd Resident Evil movie too, and that’s the only time they were in it.

      That’s what worries me.

      • Rob

        Yeah, I know what you mean. Plus I’m not that thrilled about all the Alice clones running around in this one, though I hear Wesker fucks most of them up bad, so that should be entertaining.

        Did anyone else catch that one zombie like creature with the tentacles?

        • Spaceshark

          The mouth tentacles? Those are called Majinis, cannon fodder from part 5. That’s where the executioner comes from as well. I don’t get the logic of spreading a brand new virus like the Los Plagas when the T-Virus has already consumed the planet.

          Anyhow, these movies feel less like RE and more like Ultraviolet versus zombies. Not fun for us who prefer, oh, Nemesis with a little less sexual tension. I understand RE 4 and 5 had an action movie vibe going on too, but at the very least the odds were still significantly stacked against your favor then. Here, as long as Alice is on the screen we know she’ll just Matrix/gun-fu/shaolin soccer/Jean Grey everything in sight. And now there’s a hundred of her.

          Still, at least I get to see Shawn Roberts doing manly things. I so want him to ravage me.

  • Terminal

    Milla Jovovich: the movie! In 3D!

    No fucking thanks.
    ———-
    “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

    • Rorschach

      AMEN.

      Hooo-boy. Where oh where do I begin with this one, folks?

      First off….YAY! More fucking Milla Jovovich Power Hour! I’d rather not sit through another two hour tribute from Paul WS Anderson to his wife, thanks. If he wants to make wankfests like this where the story is sacrificed to some sort of jackoff “Honey I think you’re the bestest EVER!!!” fan film, please do so on his own dime, and please, don’t just shit all over the RESIDENT EVIL mythos and story in order to do it. GAAAH! Seriously….NO MORE of this crap.

      Secondly….love the Matrix ripoff scenes in there. If that’s the BEST he could do….Anderson HAS hit rock bottom as far as his creative well goes. RELOADED and REVOLUTIONS were what, seven years ago? You’d think he’d come up with something a LITTLE more original than totally SWIPING the Trinity vs. Agent shootout scene almost verbatim. God damn it….they just put out a pretty good RE game! What is Anderson’s fucking problem?!?!

      Speaking of which…that leads me to my third point: Oh look! It’s the Majini! Who, like all the OTHER RE creatures, will probably only get a seven second cameo and then that’ll be the end of them as SUPER DUPER ULTRA MILLA THE TERMINATRIX destroys them in the blink of one of her pretty little eyes. And that alone just pisses me off.

      Finally….why the fuck didn’t Anderson just fuck off in the beginning and make an original picture set around his darling little wife where she could BE this unstoppable badass TERMINATRIX who just kicks the shit out of armies and armies and legions of monsters without a scratch on her? WHY DID HE HAVE TO BUTTFUCK RESIDENT EVIL to do that? Seriously….and even better yet….WHY THE FUCK IS THE STUDIO BRINGING HIM BACK TO REBOOT THE SERIES?

      I hate this series, and I hate Anderson for taking a big steaming shit on the good name of Resident Evil, all just to make a fan film starring his wife. Fuck this.

      • Terminal

        And I hate the fans for accepting it and eating the shit he’s served them with a grin. He just keeps punishing them and they just keep screaming “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

        And I don’t get the rabid love for Milla. She’s talentless, shrill, incapable of giving a solid performance, has zero curves, looks like a butch lesbian, and can’t even pull off an action hero character to save her life.

        It’s pathetic.
        ———-
        “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

        • Rorschach

          That’s another thing: I checked BoxOfficeMojo.com, and all of these miserable piles of steaming shit have made money. Somehow….some way…they’re profitable. I guess there’s a fanbase out there for these films. Fuck if I know WHY you’d be a fan of crap like this, when even as action movies they fail in every way (Hey Anderson! It defeats the point of having a hero or heroine if they’re so FUCKING GOD-LIKE THEY CAN NEVER…EEEEEVER BE HURT BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING! There’s no suspense if the hero cannot be hurt or cannot be killed, douchebag!)

          Anyway….I’m sure this will make a hundred million worldwide and we’ll finally get part five, where fucking Milla fuckikng Jovovich plays literall every….single….last….character..in the movie, and the soundtrack consists of bad techno and Paul WS Anderson masturbating furiously to the beat of the music.

          Fuck this series.

          • Terminal

            Movie audiences today are like the animals looking at tin foil. If it’s bright and shiny and visually stimulating they could give a shit about anything else.

            Plus there’s also the love for Olive Oil aka Milla.
            ———-
            “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • Uncle Creepy

    Love the music! THE OUTSIDER!!! Perfect choice, but one thing bothers me about the trailer … where are the zombies?

    • LSD Zombie

      Judging by that one shot with the split-mouthed dude, it seems Anderson has totally disposed of the zombies in favor of the Las Plagas infected. Being the RE fanboy that I am, I’ll most likely catch this in theaters. Wesker better fuck some peeps up real good though.

      • Floydian Trip

        I love the RE games and think RE5 was the best in the series by far. It was actually coherent. There were plenty of zombies in the first movie and in all actuality think it’s a better movie than Land or Diary and I’m sure Survival.

        • Spaceshark

          Half the time I just switched to Sheva and stared at Chris’ rippling pectorals. Sigh, how I wish he were real.

          • frank_dracman

            Dude, I did the same thing, only the exact opposite. Sheva has a nice badonkeydonk.

            So did Chris beating the shit out of the boulder make you squeal with glee?

          • Spaceshark

            That boulder had it coming. Fucking collabortionist piece of rock.

            I’m getting Gold Edition later.