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AVP: Alien vs. Pooh. Yes — POOH!

In a world sugarcoated with all manner of family-friendly fluffy critters, one race of Xenomorphs has come to Ashdown Forest to eradicate all this needless cuteness via slaughter, mayhem, and of course — anal impregnation!

And thank god for that! You know, when I was a kid, I can remember Winnie the Pooh being all the rage; but truth be told, I just didn’t get it. I didn’t want to hear about sweet bouncing tigers or playful bears. I wanted Godzilla! I wanted zombies! I wanted the kind of creatures most people at the age of three would shit themselves over!

Thankfully one enterprising young artist/storyteller named G.H. Burger has taken one of our time’s most lovable characters and settings and thrown a little chaos in for good measure! Get set, dear reader, for the heartwarming horrors of AVP: Alien vs. Pooh.

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AVP: Alien vs. Pooh. Yes -- POOH!

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  • Vanvance1

    I was deeply moved. It was certainly better than the last AvP movie.

    Uh-oh, what if Fox decides to use this as a script for the next one? It’s already story boarded… and they did okay the last script…

  • thedarkestshadow

    LOL that was …. interesting.