Naughty Bear … Will Kill You

One of the things we like most about our genre is that nothing is sacred. Not even … the Teddy Bear! In 505 Games’ upcoming sinister slice of Americana, we’re introduced to a very irritated and psycho mascot who’s packing hot lead and a vicious temper.

Naughty Bear is a grisly psychopath slicing a path of manipulation and terror across a cartoon world of otherwise blissful teddy bears on the Island of Perfection. The other bears have gotten away with blaming Naughty Bear for everything that has gone wrong on the island — until now.

Naughty Bear tells the tale of one demented teddy bear’s ruthless efforts to torment and harass the inhabitants of the Island of Perfection. Gamers will engage in sadistic scuffles with hapless stuffed animals from all corners of the toy box, waging psychological warfare on unsuspecting victims. Hellbent on exacting revenge against everything cute and fluffy, Naughty Bear will be available on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft in Q2 2010.

Key Features:

  • Saturday Morning Storyline Gone Wrong: Features a unique blend of comic mischief and syrupy cuteness juxtaposed with over-the-top cartoon violence.
  • Encounter Bigger, Badder Bears: As the game progresses, the innocent, law-abiding bears that cross Naughty Bear’s path get more difficult to overcome, with unique characteristics and weaponry encountered at every level.
  • Wreak Havoc on the Teddy Bears’ Picnic: Players create mass chaos and collect “Naughty Points” by unleashing an arsenal of attacks using a variety of brutal weapons and strategizing the demise of Naughty Bear’s cute and cuddly enemies.
  • An Entire Island of Mischief to Unlock: The debauchery transpires on a large island divided into four different areas, locked or unlocked depending on the level and skill of each gamer. There are a total of 28 levels to unlock by obtaining top scores and achievements as gamers move through the island and destroy each stuffing-filled foe that crosses their path.
  • You’ll Never Tire of Being Naughty: Naughty Bear lets loose a large range of objectives and obstacles at different times of the day and in different weather with a diverse cast of characters. Gameplay changes every time, with a large selection of unique ways to cause naughtiness throughout the island, ensuring endless replayability.
  • Boast to the other Bears: Gamers can compete in a range of hilarious multiplayer games and see how their naughtiness levels stack up against others, as they earn a number of achievements and trophies.
  • Find All the Locked Away Fun: Gamers can collect all the hidden party items locked away by the other bears and search the game world for bear uniforms that will give Naughty Bear special powers and upgrades.
  • Enough talk! Check out the box art, two trailers, and two pretty friggin’ funny parodies below including one that’s very close to the horror fan’s heart! For more info visit the official Naughty Bear website here!

    Naughty Bear ... Will Kill You

    Naughty Bear – Trailer 1
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    Naughty Bear – Trailer 2
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    Naughty Bear – PB&J Time Parody
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    Naughty Bear – Alien Parody
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    • James Coker

      YES!!! about time someone did something involving a killer teddy bear, NOW can someone actually think of a movie involving a killer teddy bear because i can’t think of any I don’t think it has been done yet honestly

    • Blockbuster

      Awesome…now if someone will just give him a chainsaw and a Leatherface overlay, this could be a (kinda) remake for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre from the 80’s for the Atari. THAT’S a game I would like to play. Running around as Leatherface? Hell yeah.

    • thedarkestshadow

      LOL I added this to my gamefly queue just because of the title.

    • Styling Shatner

      Well then… this looks to be quite the game. I don’t know if it’ll be any good or not, but hopefully it will. I mean, one of my all-time favorite games is Conker’s Bad Fur Day for the N64, and that was twisted greatness, with a giant mound of poo singing opera, talking flames of fire taking tabs of acid, and much more, along with great parodies of genre and fringe favorites, like the Alien films, The Terminator films, Dracula, A Clockwork Orange, and much more. I don’t think this game will be that in-depth in terms of being twisted, but stuff like this appeals to me so I’ll hope for the best.