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Are You F#@king Kidding Me?!?

The following story is not horror related (Shut up, Terminal!), but I could not resist passing along this movie news to you because you will probably not believe what you are about to see. Either you will howl with laughter, your brain will explode, or you will simply groan in utter disgust. Do not drink anything before going any further unless you’re willing to risk doing a spit-take all over your monitor. I damn near did.

So there I was late, late, late last night doing a Google search trying to find some extra information about another film I am in the process of writing a story about when I happened upon a link to the foreign version of the Film Catalogue website. I was disappointed that the link did not provide me with anything useful about the film I was writing about. But, holy Toledo, did I ever happen upon the listing for a new movie billed as being in pre-production that made my eyes bug out and my jaw drop. How else would one react upon seeing this promotional artwork?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

I was dumbstruck. Titanic 2! It sounds like a parody, doesn’t it? This cannot be for real. It is. At least it’s going to be sometime later this year. However, don’t expect it to be a sequel to James Cameron’s Oscar-winning megahit.

“On the 100th Anniversary of the fateful voyage, a brand new ultra-modern ocean liner, christened ‘Titanic 2,’ follows the same path as its infamous namesake.”

Again, it sounds like a parody, something the Simpsons would come up with. I feel like smiling and shaking my head all at the same time.

Then I noticed the name of the production company behind this upcoming feature, and suddenly it all made absolute perfect sense.

The Asylum.

Of course, The Asylum! Who else would be crazy enough to make a Titanic 2?

Cross your fingers that this time instead of hitting an iceberg Titanic 2 is sunk after getting chomped by the Mega Shark.

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  • thedarkestshadow

    After wasting precious hours of my life on 3 or 4 asylum pieces of shit I will never watch a movie with their name attached again. This will not be any different.

  • anémique

    lol.
    good luck selling cruise tickets on a boat named titanic 2.

  • The Butcher

    *speechless*

  • Terminal

    Foy, strike me down now and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

    You figure naming a boat the Titanic again would imply that they would know NOT to sink again. Oh Asylum, I love you.

  • RingoJ

    I might have to watch this on GP.

  • DavidFullam

    If this does not get them sued into oblivion, then nothing will.

    • Gus Bjork

      Who would sue? It’s Titanic ‘2’, which I would imagine is the name of the new, modern, ship. If someone mistakes for Titanic 2, as in a sequel to the movie Titanic then that’s their problem ;)

  • Gus Bjork

    Go you audacious Asylum bastards go!!!!

    • The Woman In Black

      I agree … this has the earmarks of being so unbelievably bad that it’s awesome!

  • Floydian Trip

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I believe it.

    I seriously don’t think anyone would ever name a boat or ship Titantic ever again. Could be wrong but it’d be dumb and I’d never go on it.

  • Brian Scellier

    I guess this artwork was made for fun.. ;)
    “Nothing will sing the ship” :D
    loi scellier

  • PrairieGhost

    I have nothing to say…

  • BoggyCreekBeast

    The Asylum. Just when you think they’ve gone crazy and back… they go out there even further!

  • theGoldenSimatar

    OMFG EPIC!!!!! I WANT!!!!! I WANT!!!!

  • dawnkatdead

    Really? Really? This is just ridiculous!