No matter how much we wanted to deny it, we knew this day would eventually come. Scary rumblings out of Universal today tell of a possible 3D Jaws remake. We’re gonna need a bigger barrel. To vomit in.
Let us stress THIS IS VERY MUCH A RUMOR at this point, but according to Cinema Blend:
“A source of ours over at Universal Pictures says the studio is strongly considering a remake of the summer blockbuster in hopes of dazzling younger audiences with new special effects. Their claim is that people now expect more, visually, from their moviegoing experience. So, Hollywood studios are inclined to take some of their tried and true franchise names like Jaws and bring them into the 3D world.
Our insider says Tracy Morgan was at one point being considered for the part of Matt Hooper, previously played by Richard Dreyfuss. While it’s uncertain whether that’s still the plan, it does indicate that they seem to be taking a more comedic direction with the part.”
Someone. Please. Shoot us in the face. Really, go ahead. Point blank range. Just set the barrel right here and squeeze.
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