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High Cost of Body Parts Got You Down? Join the Repo Men Union

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I know, man. Spare body parts nowadays are costing an arm and a leg. Literally. Thanks to the upcoming theatrical release of Repo Men, there’s a new Union you can join to lessen the blow to your pockets!

Directed by Miguel Sapochnik and starring Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, RZA, Alice Braga, and Carice van Houten, Repo Men arrives in theaters April 2, 2010. Read on for more about The Union!

At The Union we pride ourselves on providing the world’s most cutting-edge technology in organ replacement. Artiforgs – short for artificial organs — were originally developed to extend the lives of soldiers wounded in combat. We’ve taken this once-exclusive military technology and made it accessible to the general public. Thanks to our team of skilled scientists and technicians, you, too, can extend and enhance your life by purchasing your very own artiforg.

To learn more about the one-stop shop for all your artiforg needs, please go to TheUnionCares.com. The website will guide you through their complete catalog of artiforg offerings, as well as an overview of financing and payment plans*.

Don’t delay – the key to extending and enhancing your life is just a few steps away…

Or, if you are interested in joining The Union team, please consider applying for a position directly on the website. The Union is currently looking for skilled and licensed technicians with the following skills to join their team of Repo Men:

  • 5+ years experience in the military, law enforcement, or security work
  • Must excel in hand-to-hand combat
  • Proficiency in one or more of the following: mixed martial arts, karate, kung fu, judo, jujitsu, kickboxing
  • Adept at handling both tasers and scalpels
  • *Financing Terms and Conditions: Action will be taken after the sixth day of the fourth month of non-payment. Repo Men will retrieve the property at your own expense.

    High Cost of Body Parts Got You Down? Join the Repo Men Union

    High Cost of Body Parts Got You Down? Join the Repo Men Union

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    The Predator Lands In Ghost Recon: Wildlands

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    In one of the most unexpected announcements of the week, the Predator will be arriving in Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands tomorrow as part in the form of a free DLC event titled “The Hunt”, which will last until early January. The event can either be played solo or in co-op, and if you are able to take down a Predator (which Ubisoft have promised won’t be easy), you’ll be rewarded with a ton of cool shit, including the Predator’s thermal vision helmet.

    Ghost Recon: Wildlands was released to positive reviews back in March,with particular praise going towards the huge open world. Meanwhile, we’ll next be seeing the vicious alien hunters on the big screen when The Predator arrives on August 3, 2018.

    Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands: The Hunt Official Synopsis:
    Ubisoft and FoxNext Games partner to bring the Predator to Ghost Recon Wildlands!

    A new free mission is available for all players: The Predator hids in the Wildlands and he comes to find a new challenger. Hunt him and beat him in the hardest fight you ever known to get exclusive rewards!

    New Predator contents are also available:
    – Unlock new customisation items from the Predator movie as Predator gears and other iconic characters.
    – Play as the Predator with the new PVP class in Ghost War.

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    Hunt a Serial Killer Through Chicago In My Eyes On You

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    Developer Storymind Entertainment have released the first gameplay trailer for My Eyes On You, and it looks like we’re in for something completely truly unique, in terms of both visuals and narrative.

    My Eyes On You takes place in a near future version of Chicago, with FBI agent Jordan Adalien hunting an elusive serial killer known only as the Man in the Red Mask. The decisions you make will also dictate whether the game’s plot stays closer to reality or heads in a supernatural direction, so you’d better be careful what you wish for. Whilst searching for clues will be one of your main areas of focus, combat will also play an important role, too.

    The trailer for My Eyes On You certainly gives off a strong Blade Runner 2049 vibe, so if that’s your thing, you’re probably in for a great time. It will be available on PC and consoles, although a release date has not yet been confirmed.

    Storymind Entertainment social media links:
    Twitter – https://twitter.com/StorymindEnt
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/storymindent
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/StorymindEnt

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    Netflix Renews The Punisher Solo Series for Season Two!

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    I’m going to let you guys into a bit of my life here and let you know that I am basically in a constant state of kicking myself for not having found the time to watch a single episode of Netflix’s “The Punisher” solo series.

    I love the f*cking Punisher and I think Jon Bernthal’s portrayal of Frank Castle is quite possibly the best version (love ya, Tom Jane) of the character we have ever seen on screen.

    Big or small.

    It’s with this in mind that we wanted to share the awesome news the Netflix has officially given “The Punisher” the greenlight for season 2!

    Yes, Frank Castle will be back to shoot more people in the back of the face sooner than later. The announcement was made recently on Facebook and you can check out the post below.

    After that make sure to hit us up and let us know what you thought of the first season of Netflix’s “The Punisher” solo series in the comments below or on social media!

    “The Punisher” is executive produced by showrunner Steve Lightfoot, Jim Chory, and Jeph Loeb. The series is produced by Marvel Television in association with ABC Studios for Netflix.

    The cast features Jon Bernthal, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Deborah Ann Woll, Ben Barnes, Amber Rose Revah, Michael Nathanson, Jaime Ray Newman, Jason R Moore, and Paul Schulze.

    Synopsis:
    After exacting revenge on those responsible for the death of his wife and children, Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal) uncovers a conspiracy that runs far deeper than New York’s criminal underworld. Now known throughout the city as The Punisher, he must discover the truth about injustices that affect more than his family alone.

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