Tiffany vs. Megapiranha

Tiffany vs. MegapiranhaIn what absolutely positively has to be intentional stunt casting on the part of The Asylum, former teen pop princess Tiffany has been signed to star in their Megapiranha mockbuster. Tiffany’s heyday was the late 1980’s, and her biggest rival at the time was Debbie Gibson, who you may recall starred in The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. No way this casting is a coincidence.

Also announced for the film are Paul Logan, an Asylum regular, and Barry Williams, who I am assuming is the same Barry Williams most famous for playing Greg Brady on “The Brady Bunch”. Megapiranha‘s kitsch value may have just doubled.

We also now have a plot synopsis:

“A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida.”

Escape from the Amazon? Was it like a jail break? Did they hijack a boat? Going from the Amazon straight to Florida, those are some very resourceful piranha. They’re mutants; maybe they have built in GPS units? They’re going to be fat fish if they ate their way to Florida from all the way down in South America.

Megapiranha escapes The Asylum and eats it way to DVD shelves on April 27th – about a week after Piranha 3D devours big screen audiences.

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  • PelusaMG

    ‘I think we’re alone now’ (on the DVD rental shelf)!

  • theGoldenSimatar

    If at the very least it’s as amusing as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, I’ll be a happy man.

  • Pestilence

    Why the hell did this story remind me of Sabrinas “Boys” music video, complete with nipple-slips?????

  • JoeSena

    wow…and i hope they make a sequel where both tiffany and debbie gibson fight in skimpy shirts underwater. that would be really hot for this ol’ creepy middle-aged guy…

  • Avery

    I’m so there! There’s supposed to be hundreds of mega-piranhas and they reach up to 100 meters in size!

  • Terminal

    Oh this is going to be good.

    I wonder when they’ll cast Kenny Loggins. Maybe they can also cast Hall and Oates.

    • theGoldenSimatar

      No, that’s for GIANT SALMON

      • Terminal

        No you fool, they’re casting Barbara Eden and Florence Henderson as a cop duo investigating the giant salmon. It’s cinematic gold.

        • RingoJ

          Then who the fuck are they going to put in Massive Clam?

          • Terminal

            The surviving cast of “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” of course.

  • The Woman In Black

    Barry Williams? Greg fuckin’ Brady? I am sooo all over this flick! LOL