The Twilight Saga: New Moon Mania – A Double Dose of Review Action

The Twilight Saga: New MoonScreaming chicks! Long lines! A very wisely placed sale on Kleenex tissues! Millions of tormented men forced to go to the movies as a means to maintain their relationships! What could this all mean? A new Twilight film in theatres of course.

In celebration of New Moon‘s most auspicious and record-breaking opening, we bring to you two different reviews for the film, one from Morgan, who loves the books, and one from Nomad, who remains traumatized. One reviewer with a vagina and one with a penis — HEAD-TO-HEAD! Did they agree? Did they differ? Click the links below to find out!

Check out Nomad’s The Twilight Saga: New Moon review here

Check out Morgan’s The Twilight Saga: New Moon review here

One thing’s for certain: No matter what anyone’s opinion is, this series will continue to be a media juggernaut. Lord only knows why.

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • Nomad

    We can steal the tag line “No matter who wins…we lose.”