Vampax: All the Twilight Love You’ll Ever Need in Your New Moon

Heading out to theatres to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon this weekend but experiencing that “not-so-fresh” feeling? Ever wonder how that kind of a thing can affect your sparkly little pale-faced fanger?

Well, rest easy! Through the power of modern science there’s a cure-all for just about everything … including how not to end up the main ingredient on an emotional plate of Vag Tartare!

Take notes and break out the credit cards, people. You need this now.

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  • El Regio Dude

    This shit is hilarious!!

    “Santo llamando a Blue Demon…”