Orville Wants A Wife

I don't want his popcorn...Sometimes it is hard to get a woman to marry you. To be honest, sometimes it is difficult to get a woman period. The solution is easy: Trap ’em, torture ’em and cut off their limbs if they don’t abide. Sounds wrong? Hey! It seems to work for Orville.

Twitch just pointed us toward the new teaser trailer for Orville, a film written and directed by Craig (Machined) McMahon that can be seen here. I didn’t care much for Machined (review), but everyone deserves another try. Orville is kind of funny both in appearance and with his awkward, child-like voice. There’s much more blood this time around too with some good looking gore. We will be hoping for the best, and there had better not be another robot with football gear on.

All he wants is love. Is that too much to ask?

Kryten Syxx

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