The Horrors of WWE 2K16 Create-a-Wrestler!

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Anyone who knows me knows that when it comes to wrestling games, I’ll sit there and craft and build and scale my created wrestlers for hours until I feel they’re just right. Then I’ll leave them be for 20 minutes and come right back to them and craft and build and scale again.

Truth be told, this relaxes me, and nothing gives me greater joy than bringing some of my favorite horror bad guys into the ring with me while I’m playing against my friends or anonymous others online who’ve created the most generic shit you could possibly imagine.

Battle Royale

So I figured I’d take a second to share a few of my most insane creations with you cats. Dig ’em. These were all made using the Create-a-Wrestler option on an Xbox One version of WWE 2K16.

The Funhouse Killer post-Gypsy handjob.

The Funhouse Killer post-Gypsy handjob.

Well Shit the bed! If it ain't the Captain himself.

Well, shit the bed! If it ain’t the Captain himself.

The Fly, still angry about the teleportation of his cat Dandalo into the ether.

The Fly, still angry about the teleportation of his cat Dandalo into the ether.

The ORIGINAL Thing From Another World

The ORIGINAL Thing from Another World.

The Phantom dressed as The Phantom. Billy Zane wept.

The Phantom dressed as The Phantom. Billy Zane wept.

Orville Dunworth, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.

Orville Dunworth of Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things.

One of Count Barlow's minions hailing from Salem's Lot!

One of Count Barlow’s minions hailing from Salem’s Lot!

The Spock says.... The Spock says...

The Spock says…. The Spock says…

Glenn Manning, The Colossal Beast!

Glenn Manning, The Colossal Beast in glorious black and white!

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