October 27th marks the day when our savior will come in the form of a pot-smoking video store clerk named Stan Helsing. Stan will deliver us from evil like only he can, and we’ve got a bunch of clips to prove it!
“STAN HELSING is the hilariously terrifying saga of lovable slacker/video store clerk Stan (Steve Howey of Reba), who heads out to a Halloween night costume party with three pals – his hot ex-girlfriend Nadine (Wedding Crashers co-star and Maxim über-babe Diora Baird), best friend/law student Teddy (SNL’s Kenan Thompson), and Teddy’s date, exotic dancer/massage therapist Mia (newcomer Desi Lydic) – only to detour into a town cursed by parodies of the most iconic movie monsters of modern times: Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Leatherface.
But when Stan discovers that he’s a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, he must defeat the monsters and drive them from the town. The four will have to survive a night of cross-dressing waitresses (Leslie Nielsen), razor-gloved killers, hell raisers, hockey masks, pleather faces, psycho dolls, homicidal hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other (okay, that part’s not so bad).
Can a guy whose motto is “Don’t get involved” learn to embrace huge doobs, awesome boobs, and true love, yet still find time to save the world? The answer is a resounding YES as Stan and the gang show that they’re up to the karaoke challenge and Stan is no longer a reluctant hero, but a hero through and through.”
Look for Stan Helsing on DVD and Blu-ray from Anchor Bay on October 27th.
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