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Savini + Machete = Badass

Tom Savini will soon be kicking mucho ass in Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’ Machete, and we’ve got photographic evidence that he will melt your friggin’ face off!

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steen Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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  • Tristan Sinns

    Face melting? I didn’t know Savini was a shadow priest. :O

  • theGoldenSimatar

    Damn that looks like an AA12 automatic shotgun…mucho ass kicking potential there.

    • skulnik

      Fucked with the wrong Mexican.