The Hole One-Sheet Offers No Thrills

Color us disappointed. The one-sheet for Joe Dante’s The Hole broke out yesterday, and for all the wonder and imagination weaved into this project, the poster is about as bland and direct-to-video-ish as they come. See for yourself.

The film, directed by Dante in 3D and starring Teri Polo, Haley Bennett, Bruce Dern, Chris Massoglia, and Nathan Gamble, tells the tale of a pair of brothers who stumble upon a mysterious hole in their basement that leads to the darkest corridors of their fears and nightmares.

Check out the goods below, and look for the film in theatres in 2010.

The Hole One-Sheet Offers No Thrills

By Uncle Creepy

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • Sandstonesoft

    So i’m guessing the movie is about vaguely unhappy teenagers forming lines?

  • vorodex999

    I laugh at this

  • Gus Bjork

    You’re not kidding. That’s just terrible. Dismal and generic.

  • Didn’t See It Coming

    What are you talking about? It tells you that it’s called “The Hole”, it’s in 3-D and it’s directed by Joe Dante. What more could you need?

    • will graham

      For me nothing.

      But for the general public, a damn sight more.

  • will graham

    That is pretty bad. The poster tells you nothing about the film.

  • PrairieGhost

    That’s pretty bad.