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Halloween II – Michael and His White Horse

Oh my. With Zombieween II just around the corner you can now feast your eyes on one of the most ridiculous looking things that will likely come out of Friday’s cinematic experience should you decide to subject yourself to it. It’s just so silly, regardless of context.

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34 Comments

  1. Death to trendoids!!!
    C’mon folks–give ‘ol Rob a break–it was the only way he could get his hot wife into the sequel after killing her in part 1!!!

  2. I have no idea hat to think og this but Um is it just me or does the van suddenly crashing look similar to Reeker 2

  3. I still can’t believe there’s a “Halloween 2″ coming out this friday… I had no idea – did anyone else know about this – I wish I’d known about it before now!

    • It definitely needs more coverage, so hopefully we’ll get at least one article by Friday to make up for the lack of updates. This film is a complete mystery to me, I know absolutely nothing about it so far. I love how it’s been kept under wraps all the way up until the release date, TBH.

  4. Seriously, what’s the big deal? A White Horse is oftentimes a representation of death. All this Zombie/Halloween hate has gotten real old, real fast.

    • You say that like “Zombie/Halloween hate” is a phenomenon that is entirely new to you. It’s been going on for years, and deservedly so, IMO.

    • No, don’t say that! Now you have to overpraise THE MIST to make up for your horrible sin!

      Seriously, though, I agree. The idea that “TROLL 2 has new competition” is so brain dead and absurd that I’m holding my face in my hands and shaking my head. Sometimes it’s really, really hard not to be embarrassed to be a horror fan.

  5. The red-head in the tampon commercial is hot, but I was really wishing the white horse was a unicorn, cuz that would make more sense.

  6. This scene essentially says to me, “Please Weinstein Bros., don’t bring me back for a third film!” It also serves as one of the best jokes ever played on fans of a series since the inclusion of Jar Jar Binks in the Phantom Menace.

    • Right. It’s amazing how badly Michael Myers has been ruined by this needless “reinvention”.

      As terrible as the last two Halloween sequels were (and they WERE terrible), they didn’t really muck with the character of Michael Myers.

      This, though. Well, Michael Myers isn’t a fucking human serial killer and to try and reinvent, reboot or remake him that way is just plain stupid.

  7. Not even the possibility of Michael punching out the white horse a la Blazing Saddles would make its inclusion here any good.

    I *almost* want to see this on the big screen just to laugh at it, but then again giving money to this and how I felt about RZH… eh, no.

    • Michael and his Mommy are zoophiles aren’t they?

      When you are beautiful it’s only skin deep, but when you are ugly it’s all the way through.

      • ***spoilers***

        Basically, when Michael was a kid in the asylum, his mother gave him a toy horse. So that horse is a representation of that.

    • I don’t think anyone know WHAT it truly is.

      In fact, even the people I know that have seen have been absolutely flabbergasted.

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