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Dahmer Vs. Gacy: Whoever Wins … WTF?!?

Godzilla fought King Kong. Alien battled Predator. Freddy faced off with Jason. Mega Shark duked it out with Giant Octopus. Now we’re about to get Dahmer Vs. Gacy. No, it isn’t the ultimate Ulli Lommel crossover movie. It’s a horror comedy that pits two of the most notorious serial killers of all time against each other and unscrupulous rogue military scientists. Set your taste buds to tasteless.

Dahmer Vs. Gacy: Whoever Wins ... WTF?!?

A secret government program is cloning infamous serial killers and genetically splicing their DNA into a super serial killer for undisclosed purposes. Ultra low budget indie genre movie mainstays Ford Austin and Randal Malone star as the resurrected Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, respectively. Dahmer Vs. Gacy, also directed by Ford Austin, is slated to be the first of five underground Grindhouse-style films produced by Angry Baby Monkey Pictures. The film is currently in post-production and gearing up for select independent film festivals.

The jam-packed cast also includes Ethan Philips (Neelix of “Star Trek: Voyager”) as someone or something known only as “X-13″, veteran character actors Art LaFleur and Irwin Keyes as mad scientists, Jerry Maren (one of the little people from The Wizard of Oz), Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp), indie staple Lee Perkins, Guns ‘N Roses guitarist and rehab enthusiast Steven Adler, scream queen Elissa Dowling, Playboy Playmate Katie Lohmann, and comedian Harland Williams as God.

Personally, I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this. It could be wacky fun, but there’s a part of me that finds it a little hard to laugh at fictitious gore-splattered slapstick portrayed by two real-life serial killers responsible for raping and savagely torturing and killing innocent people. We’re not exactly talking the same thing as Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula here. I’ll reserve judgment until I see a trailer.

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  • Sirand

    I’m gonna make a movie called “Abraham Lincoln vs James A. Polk.” It’s gonna be a bloodbath!

  • krawlingkhaos

    I see a franchise in the making. Next movie, Dahmer and Gacy vs. the Manson Family, who will all fuse together like Voltron for the final battle.

    Am I going to hell?

  • DavidFullam

    Jesus H Christ!

  • IkeCarr

    Prepare for righteous outrage from victim ‘s groups. Although South Park did an episode with Gacy, Dahmer, and Bundy in the vein of the Three Stooges, so I really don’t see a problem.