Lindsay Lohan to Swing Machete?

Could it be that everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed bisexual troubled starlet is about to star in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming film Machete?

Well, if you follow her on Twitter, it certainly seems that way as she first posted “something was made official today!!!!!!!!!” and then two hours later added a link to the official Machete IMDB page.

The film also stars Danny Trejo (of course), Michelle Rodriguez, Jonah Hill, Robert De Niro, and Eighties action sensation Steven Seagal in what will hopefully be his comeback film!

Check out the inspiration for this madness below! Now if only we can get Wright and Pegg to make Don’t!

Uncle Creepy

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  • xy marla

    God, I fucking loathe you, Robert Rodriguez. DISAPPEAR.

    check it!

  • Mr. Gray

    Maybe she’s going to lose a few more pounds and play an actual machete.