Matt Serafini

Author (Under the Blade, Feral), slasher movie enthusiast, N7 Operative. Plays games, watches movies, reads books. Occasionally writes about them.

  • MagusMaleficus

    I’d love to spew venom at this poster, but chances are you can’t read this comment because of the damn Orphan flash ads covering bloody everything.

  • Rob

    It looks like GI Joe in the time of Van Helsing.

  • Chainsaw

    Oh…suddenly, I have a bad feeling about this…[/vanhelsing]