H2: Hobo-Myers Gets the Action Figure Treatment

Just when you thought it was safe to set up your action figures, the homeless Michael figure rears its head and roars our way. You know, this thing is so absurd looking, I think even I may have to buy one!

The photo below came to light over on Zombie’s MySpace page where he wrote, “Here’s the first shots of the homeless Michael Myers action figure! Check it!”.

Anyway, as you can see (click for a larger image), the figure comes with a removable bum hood for that ultra-stinky effect. No word yet if he’ll come with a tiny dumpster to sleep in or a urine-scented scratch and sniff area on his pants.

Look for “>Halloween 2 in theatres on August 28th

H2: Hobo-Myers Gets the Action Figure Treatment (click for larger image)

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  • rupp30

    wow that has to be the most pitiful excuse for an action figure i have ever seen. the more things they are showing for this film make me want to see it even less each time. Rob, give it up! You can’t make a Michael Myers film so please, just quit trying!

    Ha! It’s not like he was even trying in the first place 🙂



    Man they are going to sell a million of these. Move over Ken, Barbie has a new man. LOL

  • Terminal

    Piece of crap is what it is. If you’re going to give us Rob Zombie’s Michael Myers, then do it right.

  • frank_dracman

    *Dirty skateboard not included.