Piranha: Elisabeth Shue Can Kick the Shit Out of You!

Never mind Linda Hamilton. To hell with Kate Beckinsale. Angelina Jolie be damned! Piranha star Elisabeth Shue will twist you thin little lassies up into knots using nothing but her sheer brute strength!

TMZ got a hold of a picture of Shue from the set of Piranha 3D that will make you fret for the well being of every toothy fish in the sea! Look at the guns on this chick! Wow!

Look for the remake in theatres 2010.

Piranha: Elisabeth Shue Can Kick the Shit Out of  You!

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  • The Unknown Murderer

    Yum. Yum yum yummers yum YUM!

  • Avid Fan

    Good Gravy, look at them guns! She’s certainly got a strong jaw line…

  • Sirand

    Death by snoo-snoo!

  • Cash Bailey

    Jesus Christ!!

    She’s always been an under-rated hottie with one of the sweetest asses there is. But that’s just… DANG!!

  • Carrion Filth

    It’s kind of disturbing and hot all at the same time.

    • Masked Slasher

      Hahaahaha … I couldn’t agree more.

      I love Elisabeth Shue (who doesn’t). She’s still gorgeous and to see her in 3D … I’ll buy eight tickets to this thing.

  • MagusMaleficus

    Goddamn! Looks like she chopped up Linda Hamilton and injected her in each limb.

  • Kahotep

    Nice 🙂 Last time I’d seen her was in Hamlet 2, laughing at how far her career had supposedly plummeted… this could be a revival on the scale of Mickey Rourke…

    Or maybe not, since she’s a middle-aged woman and in Holywoodthink she should be cloistered until she’s ready for the Profane Old Lady roles…

  • kiddcapone

    Am I the only one who finds that disgusting looking?

    She was so HOT in the Karate Kid and Back to the Future…and I’ll just pretend I never saw that pic. She looks like a tranny.

    • PelusaMG

      Maybe that’s the reason why people find her hot!

    • thedarkestshadow

      Personally I think you are just afraid of a woman who can beat you up.

    • hellbilly_drp

      Yep. I think you are the only one.

      Sign me up for a shit kicking!

  • DeTuinman

    my god….

    That’s handjob heaven…

    The mind is like a parachute…it only works when it is open.