Cruise into Twilight

Alaska Twilight Cruise and Convention at SeaDo you realize it has now been a full 24 hours since we’ve had a new article related to Twilight? I know all you hardcore Twilight fans need your Twilight fix. Perhaps you should all get together on a boat, take a trip up to Alaska, and along the way visit the actual Forks, Washington: the quaint little perpetually overcast town that Edward and Bella call home.

Sound like a plan? Well, you’re in luck. The first ever floating Twilight convention is about to become a reality!

Cruises Cruises Cruises, Inc., is putting together the “Alaska Twilight Cruise and Convention at Sea” for next year. In the past the company has done Star Trek, Beatles, and Barbie themed cruises, but none of those could possibly compare to this Twilight one they have planned for August 8-15, 2010. Twilight actors Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz have already signed on as attendees. I’m sure they could probably get Kristen Stewart to show up as well if they offer her an anchor’s weight in pot.

So what will one be doing on a Twilight themed cruise in addition to traditional cruise ship offerings?

  • Welcome Aboard Party
  • Q&A Session with the Actors & Other Guests
  • Group Photo Shoot
  • Autograph Session
  • Costume Ball (Won’t this just be a bunch of white teens painted even whiter?) – Prizes will be awarded
  • Movie Viewings with Our Group
  • Trivia Contests & Games
  • More Prizes!
  • Charity Auction
  • Vendors Room
  • All Twilight … All Week Long!
  • Hey, if you’re lucky, everyone might even get together for a marathon party game session of “Pin the Eyebrows on Robert Pattinson”!

    Before you even board the cruise ship in Seattle, the group will “journey by motor-coach to Forks, Washington. Local guides will take us to the places you’ve read about in the books and have seen in the movie…including La Push beach!” I know I’d personally love to see all the real-life parking lots where Edward has saved Bella’s life.

    So if you’re a huge Twilight fan and have several thousand dollars worth of disposable income, you’re going to want to click this link to get all the details in preparation for next year’s Alaska Twilight Cruise and Convention at Sea.

    I understand “Floydian Trip” from the message board has already booked his reservation for the $3,000 deluxe package.

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    • blog85477

      This is an excellent article on twilight. I was searching for some info on twilight so it is very helpful to me. Thanks.

    • Chainsaw

      Please let the ship be named the Demeter…

    • Gus Bjork

      Maybe they’ll meet that barge from 30 Days of Night?

    • Kane86

      Wow that sounds extremely lame.

      The vampire subgenre is going to shit.

      I could be wrong but this is not good at all………….

    • RingoJ

      One well placed torpedo…