Squeeze Your Way Into The Eye!

Think you have what it takes to scare Jessica Alba? No, not in your usual “hiding in her bushes in the buff and waiting for her to come to the window” way, but rather by shaving your entire body?

If you answered a breathless “yesssss”, then listen up. Fangoria got the word that Liongate is seeking people to play “shadowy figures” in their upcoming remake of The Eye, in which Alba stars as a girl who’s given an experimental eye transplant and is suddenly able to see “the other side.”

Shooting is set to start up in Albuquerque, New Mexico very soon, and they need “androgynous, slender, younger (20-40) males and females of any ethnicity” who are willing to shave/wax their entire body (including head) and appear in a nude-style bodysuit. And really, who hasn’t thought about doing that to get closer to Jessica Alba anyway?

The pay is good ($700/day or $2500/week for “prinicipal SAG roles”), and you might even get a flight to LA for prosthetic fittings! Drop an e-mail here with your contact info, age, gender and experience to take your shot!

The Eye remake is being helmed by Ils directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud and has a tentative release date of December 21st. Best of luck to anyone who enters!

Johnny Butane

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