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See 14 Seconds of New Moon

That’s right, tweeners and cougars! Get ready to treat yourselves to some footage that is absolutely guaranteed to make you sparkle with anticipation! Fourteen whole seconds from the forthcoming New Moon trailer that will debut on MySpace this Sunday after the MTV Movie Awards.

Contain yourself, ladies! Have tissues on hand! The below clip comes courtesy of Entertainment Tonight and shows … well, see for yourself. I’m gonna go do something manly to make up for posting this.

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Steve Barton

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  • Rorschach

    Creepy forgot to talk about teenage girls shitting their pants.

    Well, maybe this post made up for it, and you guys will still keep your spot!

    ;D

    • Uncle Creepy

      No I didn’t. It’s a search term in our Taxonomy. Look right under the headline.

      • Rorschach

        I totally looked right past that, man. I wholeheartedly apologize.

  • PelusaMG

    How about I drop my pants and look at my arse in the mirror for 14 seconds instead…

    • The Woman In Black

      You’ve got my vote!