To many viewers one of the only things that stood out about the flaccid Friday the 13th remake was the scene in which Julianna Guill is proclaimed to have perfect nipple placement. It’s only fitting then that she be cast in a film with the word “tit” in the title — Altitude.
According to the film’s IMDB page, Guill will be joining the previously announced Jessica Lowndes and (the listed but not yet officially confirmed) Ryan Donowho, Landon Liboiron, Jake Weary, Mike Dopud, Ryan Grantham, Chelah Horsdal, Ian Robison, Michelle Harrison, Teghan Gentles, and Seth Ranaweera. Yes, IMDB has a tendency to be wrong, but if I didn’t write this story, I wouldn’t have had the chance to make so many juvenile boob jokes. I ask you — How could I pass that up?
After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves in a showdown with a malevolent supernatural force!
Look for more on this flick and Guill’s breasts really soon!
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