Michael Landon Commands You! Caption the Picture!

One of the main things that sets Dread Central apart from the horror crop is our insane and completely random sense of humor. From our staff to you, the readers. So then, in the interest of science, every now and then we’ll post a random horror picture for you to caption.

There’s nothing to win, and there’s no real reason to do it, but … fuck it we’re bored. Use the comments section below and let’s see whatcha got!

Michael Landon Commands You! Caption the Picture!

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • Magnus

    You thought YOU had a bad dermatologist!

  • Emil Hyde

    “Okay, man – on the count of three we’re going to go down to the other end of the bar and you’re going to start a conversation with that succubus.”

    “Dude, I don’t know… I mean, she’s talking with her friend. They’d probably be upset if we butted into their conversation.”

    “Hey, don’t worry about Medusa – that’s what I’m here for. Trust me, with the Wolfman as your wingman, you can’t possibly go wrong.”

    “Well, all riiiiight.”

    “Confidence, my man. It’s all about confidence.”

  • justplaindoug

    Ebony and IIIIIvory….


    Wolfie uses his partners up so fast.
    Him and his “Ruff” Sex.

  • Gus Bjork

    Still want to bitch about CGI?

  • frank_dracman

    Time has not been kind to Eddie Munster and Wednesday Addams.

  • Genrewriter

    One has an excess of body hair, the other has a face like a collapsed lung. Together, they fight crime!

  • PelusaMG

    Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order please!

  • PelusaMG

    Hello, we’re Jehovah’s Witnesses and we’d like to tell you about Jesus!

  • PelusaMG

    I told you not to pick that scab!

  • PelusaMG

    Two of the hopeful entries for the new series of America’s Top Mod-ghoul.

  • PelusaMG

    Despite concerns about his facial hair problem, Tony was relieved that his Match dot com subsctiption had finally paid off!

  • Sifu Scott

    Homecoming Dance, 1957

  • Grave-Danger

    The Swine Flu vaccine had unexpected side effects.

  • Kahotep

    In keeping with Hollywood logic, neither Teenage Monster had been teenagers for years…

  • Kahotep

    Does this count as getting lucky for either of them?

  • Uncle Creepy

    Here … I’ll start …

    Brokeback Monster

    *gafaws until he passes out*