H2: Happy Cinco De Mayo from Coffins!

While Rob Zombie stays busy editing Halloween 2, Uncle Coffins keeps getting into all sorts of mischief. Case in point: A new photo surfaced today on Zombie’s MySpace page in the form of a public service announcement, this time showing what happens when you take things a little too far.

As Rob says, “This kid sure knows how to party!” He wants to make sure you all know when to say when.

Happy Cinco De Mayo from Coffins

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  • Kane86

    You guys are really making a big deal out of nothing.


    To: Weinstein Company/Rob Cummings

    To: Robert Bartleh Cummings (A.K.A. Rob Zombie)
    CC: Malek Akkad, Bob & Harvey Weinstein
    Weinstein Company LLC
    345 Hudson St., 13th Fl.
    New York, NY 10014


    RE: Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2

    We, the undersigned, ask that Robert Bartleh Cummings (A.K.A. Rob Zombie), director of Weinstein Company/ Dimension Films upcoming motion picture “H2: Halloween 2” reconsider the decision to take the sequel of the re-visioning of Halloween and The Halloween Franchise in the direction in which it has been directed.

    We feel that Rob Zombie’s 2007 Re-visioning of Halloween took the film and franchise in a wrong but still salvageable direction. From the information provided by Robert Cummings on the sequel to that motion picture and the trailer released to the internet on youtube.com and movies.yahoo.com. It is clear that he is taking the Halloween franchise further down the spiral from which many fans feel there will be no return.

    We feel that from the scenes of the trailer and information provided the film looks to be a mimic of a few combined horror motion pictures. We also feel that his casting of Sheri Lyn Skurkis (A.K.A. Sheri Moon Zombie) is not based on acting ability or merit, but due only to the fact he must cast his spouse in every motion picture he directs. Sheri Moon should be omitted from the cast and those scenes be corrected.

    Another major concern for us fans is that it has been reported by Robert Cummings, other cast and news that Michael Myers will not be wearing the classic William Shatner based mask or any altered or re-envisioned concept of that mask for 70% of the feature motion picture.

    We the fans ask that Mr. Cummings re-write and re-shoot the film with the deletion of the mentioned scenes and/or plot. We feel that Michael Myers is 100% evil without cause and should be left at that conclusion. If the film is released as it now stands it will without a doubt destroy the entire franchise and become a mockery of what Debra Hill, John Carpenter, Moustapha Akkad, Tommy Lee Wallace and so many others have immortalized in horror motion picture history.


    The Undersigned





    But…Now all of the people that say we are being childish about petitioning and calling out Rob Z., can see…even Rob can’t stand what he is doing but he is doing it for the money. Not artistic vision, just a payday, cause they will not pick up his other films. Hey… I got an idea why don’t Rob make the film independently from his own bank account if he hates the “studios”so much.

    Here’s the link for this info above.

    Halloween 2007 Worldwide: $79,101,325

    House Of A 1000 Corpses Worldwide: $16,829,545
    Devils Rejects Worldwide: $19,390,029

    Hear is the link to that info:


    Here’s some more math for you!

    Halloween: H20 Dim. $55,041,738
    Halloween: Resurrection Dim. $30,354,442
    Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers $17,768,757
    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers Dim. $15,116,634

    So you factor in production and distribution and tell me Rob Zombie is the savior of Halloween!!! Call me a whiner! And to those who fuss at us for complaining and say what about Halloween 5 & 6 and Halloween-R. If you want to talk grosses they were all better! If you want to talk fan base they were all bigger! If you want to know why they will not produce or distribute any other film of Robert Cummings. Look at these numbers!!! They don’t lie. If anything Michael Myers is making Rob Zombie bigger and he’s killing him to do it!!! What the grosses on this Halloween or I’m sorry H2 Universal owns the rights to that Film!




    • PelusaMG

      Does this count as spam?


    I’m going to say Hobo Myers, but it was Rob Zombie’s “Vision” afterall

  • Rorschach

    Wait a minute…Uncle Coffins…Uncle Creepy…never seen in same place at same time…

    Must remember to investigate further.

    • Mephistopheles

      I don’t know what’s more painful to watch–Uncle Coffins or your Hobo Michael videos.