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Exclusive: More From Roth on Thanksgiving

Just yesterday we told you about the looming possibility of Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving becoming a feature length movie. Today we heard exclusively from Roth with a couple of more tidbits for you!

“I’m writing it with Jeff Rendell, whom I co-wrote the first one with, and he will play The Pilgrim, as he did in the trailer,” Roth tell us. “In a perfect world, the film would transcend cinema and ruin the holiday for everyone, so that fifty years from now at a Thanksgiving dinner someone says, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t eat, that stupid movie ruined it for me’.”

Know what ruined Thanksgiving for me? The fucking bag, man. I still am emotionally scarred from making my first T-day turkey. Nothing like waking up early to shove your fist up the corpse of a 20-lb. bird’s ass, and then having to grope around its carcass trying to find a – no matter what – still frozen bag full of its entrails and a bent-up, severed neck. I mean really … who eats that shit?!? I never want to get that personal with my meal again. Never.

More as it comes.

Uncle Creepy

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4 Comments

  1. LOL @ Uncle Creepy’s closing paragraph!! The great humor on this site is what REALLY sets you guys apart, man. (Well, that and you have very well written reviews)

  2. I’d rather have Eli Roth making shitty movies that I don’t have to see rather than having his mug show up in Quentin Tarantino movies and ruining them with his horrid, annoying acting.

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