The Buz: Jason Drops the Iron Curtain

Before the Internet, and before The Simpsons themed Clue board game, the Cold War was in strong effect with Americans fearing for their very existence. That’s why they sent the only man they felt properly represented them to defeat the Soviet threat. A man who was a walking shit storm of death, destruction, patriotism, good ol’ fashion family values, and a simple but strong hatred for teenagers and good times.

It would be a day to live in infamy! Friday the 13th: Jason Drops the Iron Curtain


The Buz: Jason Drops the Iron Curtain

Buz “Danger” Wallick

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  • RingoJ

    Didn’t we have Bossk and some of the other bounty hunters involved?

  • Sam Hell

    Still waiting on Real World: Star Wars.

    Come on Buz, Legless Fett demands it.

    • The Buz

      Holy shit. I forgot all about that! My god…do you still have any of the emails or aim convos about that? There were so many grand ideas.

      • Sam Hell

        Oh man, those ideas were top shelf! I don’t think the world would be prepared to digest that amount of creativity all at once. It’d be like someone trying to swallow a watermelon whole. Well, someone other than Ringo’s mom. oh shi-

        Speaking of Ringo, he might have the chat logs still. I don’t have them anymore sadly. They took place on an older computer. I remember you came up with Legless Fett. And I had him harass Darth Vader everytime Vader was in the room. You know, Legless Fett would crawl around on the floor and be like, “Hey everyone, guess who I am…’I HATE YOU!’ LOL!” Ah, so much potential.

        • The Buz

          Yeah I remember that much, I’ll have to see if Ringo has them. It was on an old computer too that I was using, so nay on me having any of the chat logs.