Before the Internet, and before The Simpsons themed Clue board game, the Cold War was in strong effect with Americans fearing for their very existence. That’s why they sent the only man they felt properly represented them to defeat the Soviet threat. A man who was a walking shit storm of death, destruction, patriotism, good ol’ fashion family values, and a simple but strong hatred for teenagers and good times.
It would be a day to live in infamy! Friday the 13th: Jason Drops the Iron Curtain
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