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Nothing Can Prepare You for Gobstopper!

In all the years we have been doing this, we’ve seen a lot of movies come and go. Hell, we’ve even seen trailers for movies that didn’t ever get made. But nothing, and I repeat, NOTHING can or will prepare you for the inherent evil of Gobstopper.

No more words. Watch the trailer below, and just try and sleep tonight without a nightlight! For more information visit the official Gobstopper website.

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • Mephistopheles

    Legally speaking, would this count as a “fair use” parody if it was an actual film?

  • PrairieGhost

    I want the movie and I want it now!

  • Chainsaw

    IF WE CLAP REALLY HARD, WE CAN MAKE IT REAL!!!!!

    Suck on that, Marilyn Manson.

  • arandomthought

    I will pay whatever I have to to see this as soon as possible.

  • Styling Shatner

    Oh man, I really hope this is a legit film and not a spoof trailer. I mean, I’m surprised to see that the plot would get borrowed from a classic children’s book without the estate of Roald Dahl having a huge shit-fit about it, for obvious reasons.

    But, I’ll just hope and pray that it’s real. Besides having Becca from Superbad (and now Paige in the Last House on the Left remake), Christopher Lloyd being evil is great, and from what little I’ve seen of him as a villain, it’s been quality. He should’ve done more roles like that in his career.

  • ambear913

    I’m game. I can’t wait to hear more about this one!!

  • Dr Malachi Constant

    Is this real? Tell me this is real.

    • The Woman In Black

      We sure hope so! Plus, it has my adorable little Matty from Friday Night Lights in it. I would be all over this fucker!