First Look at Hayek in Cirque du Freak

Cirque du Freak pic!Okay, I don’t get it. USA Today got the pic you see on your right of Salma Hayek in the new vampire film “>Cirque du Freak, in which she plays the Bearded Lady. But … she’s got no beard. Or am I missing something?

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll use almost any excuse I can muster to put up new pictures of the lovely Latino lass, but when they cast her as the Bearded Lady, it only seems right to actually give her a beard.

Cirque du Freak, based on the series of novels by Darren Shan, is due out on August 27th, so expect to see a lot more about it in the coming months!

Johnny Butane

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  • Mephistopheles

    Here’s an unofficial picture of her with the beard.


    • hellbilly_drp

      And she’s still hot…

      in a wild latina werewolfie kinda way…

    • The Unknown Murderer

      Man, that is disgusting. “Dude, your wife is hot. But in a ZZ Top kind of way.”

  • Demonmonkey

    Who says the beard is on her chin? Check under the skirt. I bet thats where you’ll find it. Hey, no shoving, you’ll all get your turn to check.

    • PelusaMG

      These comments remind me of an old Chubby Brown gag… Woman sitting on Santa’s knee is asked by him what she would like for Christmas. She replies, “I’d like some hairs on my fanny”. To which Santa replies, “Do you mind if they’re white ones?”.

      • Gus Bjork

        Is this a cleaned up version? I’ve heard something similiar but its a pedophile joke and I’m not risking getting scolded by those who scold by repeating it here. Basically young teenage girl and it’s not on her fanny.

        • PelusaMG

          Yeah, I cleaned it up… Didn’t think it was appropriate to tell the other version, seeing as my 2 week old daughter was with me as I was typing!

  • The Unknown Murderer

    Aaah, that’s kind of a relief. I was wondering if the beard wasn’t on her face. Also, Salma will probably still be muy caliente when she’s 70 (beard or not)!

  • Johnny Butane

    Retractable! Nice!

  • Mephistopheles

    I’ve read some of the books, and her beard is retractable from what I can remember.

  • hellbilly_drp

    Dude. Anything with Salma Hayek has my interest. Make it a genre flick and I’m there.

Johnny Butane