Pink Slime Is the Last Thing You Need to Worry About in These 'What If' McDonald's Horror Happy Meals
I remember the joys of McDonald's Happy Meals from when I was a tiny Creepy. I loved ripping into the box, securing the toy, and stuffing my face. Of course this would be followed by bouts of explosive diarrhea that would make Al Roker shart-shy, but, oh, to be young again, right?
Ok, how many folks out there indulged a little too much on hamburgers this past Memorial Day? Come on! Raise those chubby little arms and try not to get winded in the process! There ya go! Have we got something special to kick off the weekend for you!