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Machete


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  • Director: Robert Rodriguez
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  • Starring: Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin
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  • Keywords: Tattoo, Suspense, Senator, Motorcycle, Machete, Knife, Killer, Assassin
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    Plot Synopsis:

    Robert Rodriguez makes good on expanding his Grindhouse fake trailer Machete into a feature film with this Overnight Productions picture. Danny Trejo will once again star as the knife-wielding vigilante who nearly dies in an assassination conspiracy, only to return later on and seek vengeance against those who wronged him. Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, and Jeff Fahey fill out the supporting cast.


    Reviews:
  • Machete (Blu-ray / DVD)
  • Machete (2010)

    • Interviews:
  • Trejo, Danny (Machete, Machete Kills, Sin City 2, Death Race 2)
  • Alba, Jessica and Rodriguez, Michelle (Machete)
  • Rodriguez, Robert and Trejo, Danny (Machete)

    • News:
    Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster
    First Look: Machete Kills Amber Heard and Gets a Lapdance!
    Robert Rodriguez Provides an Update on Machete Kills
    Open Road Films Sets September Release Date for Machete Kills
    Producers Looking to Kill Machete Kills
    Alexa Vega Stunning in Machete Kills
    Machete Kills on an Open Road
    Marko Zaror Fights His Way Through Machete Kills
    More Hotness Signs Up for Machete Kills
    More Machete Kills Fun! New Poster and Extra Set Visit

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    Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster

    Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There's nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this extreme piece of eye candy. It truly is worth 1,000 words.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:42am

    First Look: Machete Kills Amber Heard and Gets a Lapdance!

    The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo's penis is quite thankful.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:01pm

    Robert Rodriguez Provides an Update on Machete Kills

    In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film's sequel, Machete Kills, that's not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few other tidbits about the production and a potential third installment.

    Submitted by The Woman In Black on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 3:01pm

    Open Road Films Sets September Release Date for Machete Kills

    It looks like previous reports of a delay in the opening of Machete Kills due to some behind-the-scenes courtroom activities have been taken care of as Open Road Films has announced a release date for Robert Rodriguez's sequel of September 13th.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:58pm

    Producers Looking to Kill Machete Kills

    In the world of Machete nothing is ever easy for the blade-wielding Super-Mexican. Sure he gets all the babes in the movies, but in real life things aren't as pleasurable. In fact, we may not even get to see the title character's latest rampage.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 1:05am

    Alexa Vega Stunning in Machete Kills

    Rolling Stone caught the first glimpse of Alexa Vega in Machete Kills, the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel that brings back Danny Trejo as the blade-savvy former Mexican Federale, and all we can say is wow.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:46am

    Machete Kills on an Open Road

    It's been a few weeks since we last talked about Machete Kills, but some really good news has come! Open Road Films has acquired U.S. distribution rights to Machete Kills, the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel that brings back Danny Trejo as the blade-savvy former Mexican Federale.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:27pm

    Marko Zaror Fights His Way Through Machete Kills

    If there's one thing you can expect from Machete Kills (other than hot chicks and Danny Trejo taking off his shirt every chance he gets), it's that the flick will be brimming with fighting, shooting, and action sequences. To make sure of this, we have some two-fisted casting news for you!

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:37pm

    More Hotness Signs Up for Machete Kills

    If Robert Rodriguez packs any more hot chicks into the cast for Machete Kills, star Danny Trejo is likely to come down with a fatal case of priapism. Still, in retrospect, what a way to go! Read on to find out who's next!

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:22pm

    More Machete Kills Fun! New Poster and Extra Set Visit

    Looking forward to seeing Danny Trejo hack away at the bad guys in the upcoming grindhouse-like flick Machete Kills? Good! Then you'll be very happy to hear that we have some new teaser art and even a video set visit on tap for you right now. Dig it!

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:28pm

    Lady Gaga Puts on Her Poker Face in Machete Kills

    You know what Machete Kills was in desperate need of? More hot chicks! In her never-ending quest to follow in each of Madonna's footsteps, Lady Gaga is throwing one of her many obscure looking hats into the acting arena for the Robert Rodriguez sequel.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:40pm

    Alexa Vega Nothing Short of Drool-Worthy in Latest Machete Kills Image

    You know who the luckiest guy in the world of film is? Danny Trejo. Why? Because Robert Rodriguez loves surrounding this cat with incredibly beautiful women. Need another fine (and we mean fine) example? Check out this image of Alexa Vega in character as KillJoy!

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:48pm

    Take a Peek Behind-the-Scenes of Machete Kills

    YouTube user Nuevon recently got the chance to visit the set of the now filming Machete Kills, and he's come back with a behind-the-scenes look at the flick that's... well... energetic? You'll see what we mean. Someone get this dude a Valium.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:26am

    William Sadler Stalks Machete Kills

    Another character actor has joined the ranks of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills, and this time it's not a hot chick! See, miracles do happen! Even in the world of violent Mexploitation movies! Read on for details.

    Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:05pm