Lorenzo Lamas

Let me clarify the header for this article before Mr. Lamas’ attorneys begin legal action against me. Lorenzo Lamas is starring in a new film titled Backstabber.

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Deborah Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas, Sean Lawlor, Vic Chao, Jonathan Nation, a mega shark, and a giant octopus Written and Directed by Ace Hannah Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus ... Are you ready to rumble?

The trailer for Foy's most anticipated summer movie, The Asylum's Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus surfaced today over on MTV(!) of all places. Literally it defies all description. Words fail me. Just watch.

A brief clip from Foy's most anticipated Asylum movie of the year, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, surfaced online today showing the two undersea titans going at it via the expected poorly rendered CGI! YAY!

With 3D being the latest cinematic craze it only figures The Asylum would get in on the act and, let's face it, we all knew sooner of later we'd have to deal with the possibility of Lorenzo Lamas projecting himself out of our television sets right into our living room.

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Lorenzo Lamas, Steven Bauer, and a lot of poorly computer generated raptors Directed by Stanley Isaacs Lorenzo Lamas vs. velociraptors – a main event in any arena in the country. Raptor Island should have been a slam dunk. Woulda, shoulda, coulda... The Sci-Fi Channel strikes out yet again.