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Machete Central - The Review, Interviews, and Everything Else You NEED to Know!

Alright, kids, the time has come. Just like we do with every big new release, we've taken our juiciest bits of coverage, this time for Machete, and assembled it in one kick-ass little spot so you have easy access to everything you could need all weekend pertaining to this grindhouse-style slaughterfest!

Alba, Jessica and Rodriguez, Michelle (Machete)

Even though Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming grindhouse-style flick Machete is centered on the ass-kicking character played by Danny Trejo, the writer/director was smart enough to realize that every badass guy needs an equally badass girl to come along for the ride. Or in Machete’s case, three of them.

Red Band Machete Trailer Brings the Violence!

You want the red stuff? You've got the red stuff! If this latest red band trailer doesn't get you pumped for Machete's opening this weekend, there's a good chance that you are already dead! The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey ("Lost"), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba Talk Machete

Even though Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming grindhouse-style flick Machete is centered on the ass-kicking character played by Danny Trejo, the writer/director was smart enough to realize that every badass guy needs an equally badass girl to come along for the ride. Or in Machete’s case, three of them.

Machete Photo Bomb Site Puts You in the Action

We’re waiting patiently for the release of Machete, and while Friday is taking its sweet time getting here, you can get a little taste of the action/exploitation extravaganza by inserting yourself into a photo with any of your favorite characters. Head on over to MachetePhotoBomb.com and upload a picture of yourself or someone you love. Create your own Machete poster or lobby card that you can then post on Facebook for all your friends to behold. Plot Synopsis

More Bloody Action in Latest Machete Clip

Craving some more Machete action? You know you are! And we've got your hot ticket to a little slice-and-dice-themed mayhem in this latest clip! The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey ("Lost"), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

UPDATED: Two New Machete Clips Finally Gets Bloody!

As you may guess from its title, Machete is a violent film. In fact, it's very violent. The clips that have shown up online previously only hinted at the awesome sauce waiting for viewers. But these latest two? Dig 'em!

Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo Talk Machete and the Upcoming Ultra-Violent Director's Cut

Some fans argue that a lot of the more entertaining parts of the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino Grindhouse double feature released in 2007 came out of the faux trailers created by several of the genre’s most beloved directors (keep in mind, this was about four months before Rob Zombie’s Halloween came out so yes, even Zombie was still beloved).

New Machete Clip Brings the Action

Finally a new clip from Machete has surfaced online featuring something other than food or people eating. That is, unless you consider hot lead to be appetizing. Dig it!

New Machete Clip Has the Makings of One Sexy Cat Fight!

The third clip from Robert Rodriguez's upcoming decapitation-polooza known as Machete has slinked online and it features Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez talking a little shop. Again, light on action but heavy on the eye candy.

First Clips from Machete Have Huevos!

Two new clips from the Robert Rodriguez flick Machete have just debuted online, and one of them showcases Danny Trejo eating eggs while talking to Jessica Alba. In the other he's cracking wise (and more eggs) with Michelle Rodriguez. For future clips can we get a little action? The movie does have a ton of it, ya know!

New Machete Image Shows Off Lindsay Lohan and Her Long Hard Friend

We don't know why, but we're really loving us some Lohan lately. Maybe it was the look of disbelief at her sentencing, or maybe it's residual love left over from the freak fest I Know Who Killed Me, but she's way on our radar! A new still of her handling some hardware in the flick Machete has surfaced, and we're happy to bring you every inch of it!

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Habit in This Machete Poster

Personally, I think 20th Century Fox saved the best Machete poster for last. It could be because Lindsay Lohan gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, but this actor-centric poster is currently set as my desktop background. Come on in and revel in its blasphemous glory!

Badass Machete Artwork and Lobby Card Gallery

Robert Rodriguez has pulled off the Herculean task of getting the Predators (review here) franchise back on track, and if our new image gallery for his upcoming flick Machete is any indication of things to come, he's looking to up the badass ante yet again!

More Machete Madness! Two More Character One-Sheets

With Predators (review here) blowing up the box office this weekend, yet another Robert Rodriguez project has been steadily shaking up the interwebs -- Machete!