The Birds Barbie is Here!

I know you’ve all been waiting not so patiently since we first announced that Mattel was making a Birds Barbie, so I’m happy to inform you that she’s finally here! Click here or on the image below to order The Birds Barbie via Evilshop, then come with theories as to why she’s still smiling despite being attacked by murderous avian!

The Birds Barbie is here!

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  • frank_dracman

    *Fake bird shit not included.
    Scary thing is, that looks like something I might put on my wall. Yeah, I’m a sucker for old movie memorabilia.

  • Justin Warren

    LOL!!! I love it!! hahahahahaa!! That is truly great, if only they’d make a Nancy Thompson, Laurie Strode, or Kirsty Cotton Barbie next!!

  • PelusaMG

    It always amazes me that despite having tiny feet and HUGE boobs, that Barbie is able to stand up!

    • Gus Bjork

      According to my GI Joes, Barbie doesn’t need to do a lot of standing up.