The masters of horror (AKA Mattel) are back to shock you into a catatonic state with their new doll line Monster High! As horror fans we’ve had many zombie films to keep us happy cannibals for the foreseeable future and even a couple of versions of Dawn of the Dead specifically, but now Mattel twists the concept into something so horrifying, you’ll wish you had the will to take your own eyes out with any number of implements on the desk in front of you. Beware … this is not horror fan safe … for nothing can save you from the Dawn of the … DANCE!!!!
Meet Clawdeen Wolf, Cleo De Nile, and Frankie Stein. Other characters include Deuce Gorgon, Draculaura, and Lagoona Blue. I swear I knew a stripper named Lagoona Blue … Never mind. The characters will also coming in plush form.
Rounding out the line is an iCoffin hand-held device for fake texting and playing games with your Monster High friends. If the Universal Monsters had rebellious teenagers who wanted to be nothing like their parents, these would be them. Quake in fear, and don’t forget there’s a movie on the way, too!
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