Not familiar with the final scene of horror spoof Vampires Suck? No matter, just grab your Snuggie and join the 100+ Snuggie-clad dancers who will be doing the Hustle in honor of the film's Blu-ray/DVD release at Madame Tussauds on Hollywood Boulevard next Tuesday, November 30th! Here are the details:
We already knew Vampires Suck: Extended Bite Me Edition is coming from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment on November 30, but now we've got the list of special features and a look at its official cover art. From the Press Release:
Well it had to happen sooner or later. Vampires Suck is coming home to Blu-ray and DVD and the "good" news? It contains even more gags, yucks, and failed attempts at humor!
From the moment Vampires Suck was announced, we knew there could only be one man amongst the Dread Central crew who would be brave (or is is psychotic?) enough to tackle the job of sitting through this no doubt train wreck of a movie. That's right, kids, The Foywonder had the gumption to make it through the entire flick and bring you his thoughts. Dare you read them for yourselves?
Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrick Bader, Ken Leong Written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
We know what you're thinking ... "Man, Monday sucks. If only Fox would release a third clip from their upcoming vampire comedy, Vampires Suck, all my troubles would just slink away!" Your wish is our command. Or something like that.
That's right, kids! Time for some more unfunny gags from the upcoming vampire comedy(!) Vampires Suck. This latest clip begs the age old question ... "Hey, is that the Black Eyed Peas?" Strap yourselves in.
And the train wreck just keeps on crashing. The first clip from the upcoming horror comedy Vampires Suck has hit online, and it looks every bit as good as everything else we've seen come before it. Excited?
So what's the tally thus far? A really awful trailer that was followed by really awful stills. Is it any wonder that the official one-sheet for Fox's Vampires Suck follows suit? I mean really.
More silliness from Fox's vampire comedy(!) Vampires Suck to make you roll your eyes, groan, frown, pitch a fit, punch a tree, pull a lollipop out of the mouth of a small child and smash it on the ground in front of them, visit the local old folks' home to hand out black balloons while dressed as the Grim Reaper, and of course volunteer for the neighborhood funeral home so you can have the pleasure of shaving the dead in time for their wake.
A long time ago, when the Internet was a much newer tool and you didn't have to dig quite as hard to find some legitimately fucked up shit, I watched the infamous Budd Dwyer suicide video despite numerous cautions from friends. "You can't unsee that shit." The funny thing is that I haven't thought of that story for years ... until suffering through this particularly miserable trailer.
Several weeks ago we told you about a new vampire comedy coming from Twentieth Century Fox and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind such recent "classics" as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and the dreaded Meet the Spartans. Today we have a title and star. We can feel your anticipation from here.