Well! That's a relief! We told you weeks ago that the latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, would feature zombie pirates; and judging by this latest trailer, the filmmakers weren't just talking about Keith Richards!
Yes, we know. Why are we covering Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides? Don't worry. It's not going to be getting the full DC treatment; we just hear tell that there are lots and lots of zombies in this one. That's good enough to pique our interest, and if said rumor turns out to be false, all coverage will be walking the plank.