You know the premise of this is so ridiculously absurd we're pretty jazzed to see it! Feast your eyes on the majestic stupidity of these latest clips from Jersey Shore Shark Attack then stare in the mirror and realize just how out of shape you actually are.
So you missed the majesty that was Jersey Shore Shark Attack when it aired on Syfy? No worries; the flick will be on DVD and Blu-ray before you know it, and to celebrate its arrival, we have the home video trailer and a ticket to go and punch The Situation in his abs!
In case you missed the majesty that was Jersey Shore Shark Attack when it aired on Syfy over the weekend, don't worry. The flick will be in your hair gel-covered hands before you know it! Grab your remotes and grease up your abs!
With the Memorial Day weekend approaching, we're sure lots of folks of thinking of one thing: the beach! So what better way to kick it off than by watching a sneak peek of Jersey Shore Shark Attack, which is premiering Saturday, June 9th, on Syfy?!?
Okay, all you guidos and guidettes, you better be stocking up on bottles of spray tan, Valtrex, and shark repellent because there’s an albino shark in the mood for Italian cuisine. Forget smooshing; there’s a whole lot of chewing going on in this trailer for Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
Hey yo, so these friggin' sharks, right? They come swimmin' intah our wahtas like they own the place. They dunno who they're messin' whit, ya know. Tha's aight, though ... we got somethin' for them fishy mamalukes!
You know how sometimes you can just look at a person and want nothing more than to punch them in the face? Yeah, we feel like that right about now. Times seven to be exact.
And it's a wrap on the new thriller starring Robert Englund. Of course we are referring to Verdi Corrente Productions' Inkubus, and now that it's in the can, we have a couple of more details for you including a website and a synopsis.
Every once in a while we learn about a new project only after it's already started filming, and that's the case with Verdi Corrente Productions' Inkubus, which is currently shooting in Rhode Island. But we certainly should be hearing lots more soon as they've just landed Robert Englund as their lead actor.