Jim Wynorski
If the big studios can be all about remaking classics, then why can’t b-movie makers remake classic bad movies? That seems to be Jim Wynorski’s newest niche. The Chopping Mall director has already wrapped a remake of the 1959 creature feature The Giant Gila Monster, and now he’s revealed plans to remake something even more dubious: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Back in December we told you about Camel Spiders marching its way to Blu-ray and DVD in 2012, and now the official word is here along with some skin-crawling artwork! Dig it, and don't blame us if you get all itchy!
Arachnophobes, beware! The latest creature feature confection from producer Roger Corman and director Jim Wynorski will be skittering its eight legs to DVD shelves this March. Save us, Brian Krause! Save us, C. Thomas Howell! Save us from these big mutant Camel Spiders!
What motion picture could possibly be so epic it would require the combined directorial talents of the director of Hellbound: Hellraiser II and the director of Chopping Mall? Would you believe a remake of the 1959 bad movie classic The Giant Gila Monster?
Will Piranhaconda be the next Sharktopus? Syfy and producer Roger Corman certainly hope their newest monstrous hybrid takes the world by storm later this year. Some behind-the-scenes images and video have slithered their way to the surface.
He's given us Dinocrocs, Dinosharks, Supergators, and the now legendary Sharktopus. Next up for the great Roger Corman is Piranhaconda. Up until now the look of this Syfy monster mishmash has only been the subject of speculation, but read on and you'll get a head's up at the piranha/anaconda hybrid.
One's an intense movie tough guy. The other is a former swimsuit model. The producer is a legend who most recently birthed a Sharktopus. The director is a b-movie kingpin who most recently pitted Dinocroc vs. Supergator. Michael Madsen and Rachel Hunter have now signed on to star in the Roger Corman-produced, Jim Wynorski-directed Piranhaconda.
How can you possibly top Sharktopus? One word: Piranhaconda!
The director of Chopping Mall, Return of Swamp Thing, Dinocroc vs. Supergator, and Cleavagefield is back with his newest creature feature kill-a-thon, and this time no one is safe from an invasion of mutant Middle Eastern Camel Spiders, not even C. Thomas Howell or Brian Krause.
Syfy must really be expecting big ratings for its June 26th premiere of the Roger Corman produced, Jim Wynorski directed Dinocroc vs. Supergator. First they hastily bumped the premiere of Lake Placid 3 to give the time slot to the film. Now they've posted three short videos featuring footage of random victims getting eaten by the title monsters.
Pop up your popcorn and pull up a chair because in three weeks Syfy is going to present the epic clash between oversized amphibious titans when they world premiere Jim Wynorski’s Dinocroc vs. Supergator.
This past weekend saw the premiere of the Roger Corman-produced
Dinoshark (review here) on Syfy. Today we get the trailer for another future Syfy flick pitting two previous Roger Corman reptilian behemoths in mortal combat. Feast your eyes upon the stupendous chomp-filled trailer for Jim Wynorski's Dinocroc vs. Supergator.
Fitting that this film be announced during Breast Cancer Awareness Month because if there is one man who is keenly aware of breasts, it would be Jim Wynorski. Having given us such horror-inspired softcore sex spoofs as The Witches of Breastwick, The Bare Wench Project, The Breastford Wives, and Cleavagefield, Wynorski is now setting his sights on a current horror hit with Para-Knockers Activity.
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Starring Brandee Schaefer, Amy Reid, Rebecca Love, Frankie Cullen, Lucia Santos, Julie K. Smith, Guy Green
Directed by "Salvadore Ross" AKA Jim Wynorski
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