Grand Theft Auto V Horror Theatre – Jaws: The Revenge
Steve Barton
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Words alone cannot accurately describe how much I detest Jaws: The Revenge. Mainly because the teaser trailer was so goddamned good and the movie was a steaming hunk of shit. I mean, come on! The shark follows the Brodys from Amity Island to the Bahamas? What was it doing? Peeking its head out the water to make sure the plane carrying Ellen was in eyeshot?
And how could ANYONE with a sound mind sign off on a script that featured the shark only attacking members of the Brody family or their loved ones? Also the shark roars like King Kong? Really? Then that ending in which they stab the shark with the boat?!? Holy shit, I get irritated just thinking about it.
In any event… Grand Theft Auto V modder Paul Phoenix is back with another edition of his horror theatre!
Check it out!
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