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Starving Games, The (2013)

Starring Maiara Walsh, Diedrich Bader, Cody Allen Christian, Theo Cane, and the worst celebrity look-a-likes of all time

The Most Horrifying Thing You'll See All Day: The Starving Games Trailer!

From the people who brought you Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Vampires Suck... Scared yet? You better be because they’re back with their latest allegedly comedic con job cleverly entitled The Starving Games.

International Art and Casting News for The Hunger Games Spoof The Starving Games

Given the popularity of The Hunger Games, it was only a matter of time before someone out there spoofed it. Get ready, kids, to be enveloped in the funny and food-hungry world of The Starving Games.

Vampires and Titans Lead the Genre Pack in 2010 RAZZIE Nominations

The voting members of The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation have sifted through the cinematic rubble of 2010 and selected nominees for the 31st annual RAZZIE Awards. Leading the horror pack are The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Vampires Suck, and Clash of the Titans with Jonah Hex also garnering a few nods.

Don Your Snuggie and Join the Vampires Suck Blu-ray/DVD Release Party in Hollywood, CA

Not familiar with the final scene of horror spoof Vampires Suck? No matter, just grab your Snuggie and join the 100+ Snuggie-clad dancers who will be doing the Hustle in honor of the film's Blu-ray/DVD release at Madame Tussauds on Hollywood Boulevard next Tuesday, November 30th! Here are the details:

Specs and Artwork for Vampires Suck on Blu-ray and DVD

We already knew Vampires Suck: Extended Bite Me Edition is coming from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment on November 30, but now we've got the list of special features and a look at its official cover art. From the Press Release:

Vampires Suck Comes Home Unrated and Still Unfunny

Well it had to happen sooner or later. Vampires Suck is coming home to Blu-ray and DVD and the "good" news? It contains even more gags, yucks, and failed attempts at humor!

We Take Another Bullet for You - Read the Vampires Suck Review!

From the moment Vampires Suck was announced, we knew there could only be one man amongst the Dread Central crew who would be brave (or is is psychotic?) enough to tackle the job of sitting through this no doubt train wreck of a movie. That's right, kids, The Foywonder had the gumption to make it through the entire flick and bring you his thoughts. Dare you read them for yourselves?

Vampires Suck (2010)

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrick Bader, Ken Leong Written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

Turd ... We Mean Third Clip From Vampires Suck Now Online!

We know what you're thinking ... "Man, Monday sucks. If only Fox would release a third clip from their upcoming vampire comedy, Vampires Suck, all my troubles would just slink away!" Your wish is our command. Or something like that.

Rejoice! A New Clip from Vampires Suck is Here!

That's right, kids! Time for some more unfunny gags from the upcoming vampire comedy(!) Vampires Suck. This latest clip begs the age old question ... "Hey, is that the Black Eyed Peas?" Strap yourselves in.

New Vampires Suck Clip Introduces Us to Edward Sullen

And the train wreck just keeps on crashing. The first clip from the upcoming horror comedy Vampires Suck has hit online, and it looks every bit as good as everything else we've seen come before it. Excited?

One-Sheet Debut: Vampires Suck

So what's the tally thus far? A really awful trailer that was followed by really awful stills. Is it any wonder that the official one-sheet for Fox's Vampires Suck follows suit? I mean really.

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

More silliness from Fox's vampire comedy(!) Vampires Suck to make you roll your eyes, groan, frown, pitch a fit, punch a tree, pull a lollipop out of the mouth of a small child and smash it on the ground in front of them, visit the local old folks' home to hand out black balloons while dressed as the Grim Reaper, and of course volunteer for the neighborhood funeral home so you can have the pleasure of shaving the dead in time for their wake.

Watch this Vampires Suck Trailer While I Blow My Brains Out

A long time ago, when the Internet was a much newer tool and you didn't have to dig quite as hard to find some legitimately fucked up shit, I watched the infamous Budd Dwyer suicide video despite numerous cautions from friends. "You can't unsee that shit." The funny thing is that I haven't thought of that story for years ... until suffering through this particularly miserable trailer.