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Halloween II

Director's Cut of Rob Zombie's Halloween II Ready to Go

Allow me to bust out the old adage “you can’t polish a turd”. Or can you? You could add six hours of footage to Rob Zombie’s Halloween II, and it would still be 2009’s most unwatchable movie, but hey, that's just my opinion. And yes, I say this as a man who endured the Syfy remake of Children of the Corn this weekend.

Halloween II (2009)

Reviewed by Andrew Kasch Starring Scout Taylor Compton, Tyler Mane, Malcolm McDowell, Danielle Harris Directed by Rob Zombie “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Rob Zombie Talks Halloween II Director's Cut

Did you think that the endless barrage of Zombieween II nonsense would stop once the film hit theaters? How naive are you? Now that Zombie's sequel is upon us, we can start talking about the DVD and Blu-ray release - so get ready for months of updating, speculating and self-loathing as we prepare to talk the director's cut of Halloween II.

A Halloween II Contest Comes Chattering Your Way

Seriously, there used to be a time when I would get all psyched up for the latest misadventures of Haddonfield's least popular citizen. But the last time that happened was 1995, and to be honest, I've dreaded every single entry following The Curse of Michael Myers (say what you will, but I dig that movie). Halloween II is nearly upon us, and before the horror community begins sounding off over the merits and demerits of the latest Zombieween, Dimension has prepared a nifty contest for the director's fans.