The Gasp Menagerie
Traditionally known as walkers, pus-brain bags of shit, etc., everyone knows that for the most part zombies can be counted amongst the dullest tools in the shed. The scarier part? Live thinking humans can exhibit far less brain power than the instinct-driven shamblers.
There are all kinds of ways emergency responders train. Having some experience in this field, I can tell you there are loads of ways to practice putting out fires or rescuing victims. But Bangor, Maine may have come up with the most impressive yet... Zombie Apocalypse Day.
Ok, we have to officially start wondering what the hell is going on here. In tragic and bizarre news a man dubbed the Miami Zombie was found eating the flesh of another man, and now new details have surfaced regarding that case, which seems to just be the tip of the iceberg.
It's rare that we ever cover "real life" news stories here on Dread Central, but the tale of the Miami Zombie is just too scary and insane to ignore. Read on for the unbelievable latest on this horrific event.
Updated May 29, 2012: New Details to Miami Zombie Story It happened on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp Saturday, May 26th, near The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard, and here's their report:
We live in strange times. The US has hit the debt ceiling. Certain Christian groups are prepping for the Rapture (not the Blondie song). Donald Trump nearly threw his comb-over into the Presidential race. People actually pay the cast of "The Jersey Shore" to be their normal douchebag selves. And now? The actual C.D.C. has issued a Zombie Apocalypse survival guide on its website.