Foycast

This weekend the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences hands out the Oscars for best movies of 2010 and the Razzies hand out their awards for the worst movies of 2010. But first, I have my own belated movie awards to dish out: the annual tradition of taking one last jab at the worst direct-to-DVD horror movies of 2010. The pain... The pain...

The greatest show about nothing since "Seinfeld" was canceled is back for its ninth installment. Tar balls may be the order of the day on the Gulf Coast where I roam, but this Foycast is more like a tar ball rolling downhill, building up momentum more and more as it goes on. My co-host Uncle Creepy started out ultra surly, but by the end he was all sunshine and rainbows after a giddy hour tripping down so-bad-it's-good movie memory lane. "Let's do the hustle!"

You wanted it! You demanded it! You waited for it! You got it! At long last, the Foycast is back, baby! It always seems to take a while, but the wait is worth it.

The seventh installment of the Foycast has arrived. It really ought to be labled as Foycast 7.5 since this is a second take. On top of that, the original plan was to do a new Dinner For Fiends, only to have it turned into an impromptu Foycast at the last moment. For an hour long show with no prepared topic, somehow Uncle Creepy and I managed to stutter and stammer our way through it and hit a myriad of subjects in the process.

Today is Friday the 13th. Some high profile slasher movie opens today; I forget the title. More importantly, today is the premiere of the sixth installment of the Foycast and this time you didn't have to wait six months for it!

Finally! After a six-month sabbatical, after a myriad of scheduling conflicts, after entirely too much procrastinating, the world famous Foycast has at long last returned! What better way to kick off 2009 than with a heaping helping of Foy and a side order of Creepy?

To paraphrase Steve Martin in The Jerk, "The new Foycast is here! The new Foycast is here!" How long has it been since the last edition of the Foycast? Too long. Wait no more. What better way to celebrate the Fourth of July than by listening to Foycast 4: The Foyth of July!

Prepare yourself for FOYCAST III: THE SEARCH FOR SCHLOCK! The Foycast returns this month for the most completely random show yet. There's no particular theme and no particular point - just a whole lot of insane (or inane, depending on your point of view) rambling and recapping. What more could you want?

If you're reading this right now, then you are one of the millions upon millions of people who did not go to see Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this past weekend. Don't worry because Uncle Creepy and I did, and you might be a little surprised to hear some of what we have to say about Dr. Boll's goofy $70 million fantasy epic. Some of what we say cannot even do justice to that which we saw and heard. Oh, Dr. Boll …

You know the old saying, "Careful what you wish for?" Some of you apparently wished for a special edition of Dinner For Fiends consisting entirely of me rambling about movies good and bad - mostly bad. Well, you got it. God help us all.