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Fri May 16, 2008 6:55 pm
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HOLA COMRADES
I am James from england and soon to be saskatchewan canada(the only place I know where theirs a crystal lake, looks like a texas chainsaw backdrop and knowing my dumbluck a elm street is not to far  )
I been a lurking for a while and decided to take the plunge,
been a fan since primary school(english term) watching nightmare on elm street before my first day at school :p
I easily like anything as long its not too offensive *cough* dead and deader *cough*
See you peeps around
James Beaver aka Beaver |
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Fri May 16, 2008 6:58 pm
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Welcome.
Now, brace yourself for a seemingly endless onslaught of beaver jokes. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but that's not gonna stop us from making them. |
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Fri May 16, 2008 6:59 pm
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| ah hell yeh haha lol I survived 20+ years of it lmao |
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:02 pm
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| Good. Then, you're suitably prepared. |
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:09 pm
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Hiya. Just out of curiosity, what did you find offensive about Dead and Deader? Script? Lame acting? Certainly not the below average gore effects, was it?
Oh, and tell Wally we said hi.  |
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:16 pm
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ok due to my knuckleheadedness my dvd store sold a movie known as dead and dying aka intermerdio and I always thought it was called dead and deader,
This movie was just horrible edward furlong was drained of his acting ability after terminator 2 and its ending led me to drink and nearly killing my dog it frustated me so bad.
Wally says hey guys and my kids say the same. |
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:25 pm
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| Well that makes more sense. I couldn't imagine anyone getting offended by the Dean Cain SciFi channel lame-ass zombie movie. I think my mother would watch that one. |
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:11 pm
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| Dr Malachi Constant wrote: | Welcome.
Now, brace yourself for a seemingly endless onslaught of beaver jokes. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but that's not gonna stop us from making them. |
Cause beaver jokes never get old.
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"Sigh. Malachi, Conan is a fictional character, Dungeon Masters are real, hard-working people..." - Chainsaw
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:48 pm
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| lol 23 years of beaver jokes and I still chuckle.... |
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:22 pm
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I bet you even guffaw sometimes.
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:32 pm
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| Beaver wrote: | | ah hell yeh haha lol I survived 20+ years of it lmao |
So...your name really is Beaver? Nice!
Nice Beaver? |
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:20 am
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yup my second name is beaver,
and within this year i am moving to canada....
The irony writes itself  |
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Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:54 am
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Please tell me you're going to be a dam builder.
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Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:57 pm
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| depends on what job i get their lol, tho I have swam in a place called crystal lake near where I am going to be living :s could build a dam to keep jason away. |
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Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:21 pm
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You could be a logger.
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